"Another pain in the ass survey "

slow down there. You'll spook the straight people!

I know it's not said or talked about in porn but uh, you gotta PREP for this. You can't just decide on a whim to do it. You gotta make sure the back porch is READY for company. That means warming up and CLEANING. Nobody wants to go "mudding" (yes, that's what's called).

well, I may just have to try that when I get back up to the heavy lifting portion of my cycle.

Really? I wear a pair of Sketchers running shoes and don't have any issues keeping stable when I do squats and deadlifts.

awesome!

well, you could say that, that i am easily impressed. But actually, the sad fact was that at the time, a mature adult was rare. Mostly i was dealing with either crazy clingy men who worried that if they breathed wrong I was going to dump them, or crazy guys on the rebound who couldn't be bothered to return phone…

yep. Those wonderful men who want to date, but don't want to call it a date. They want a S.O., but without the title or responsibilities. They have no problem acting like a boyfriend, as is convenient for them, but they don't want to be one. They say they don't want a relationship, but they freak when you walk away.…

FOR REAL. I was scared and in awe of my partner when I started seeing him. A real, live, mature adult, who says what he means, means what he says, and does what he says he'll do. He called when he said he would, or, would call asap to apologize. He never cancelled plans, just rescheduled them when he couldn't make…

Pheromones are secreted all over the body. They are odorless, but are detected by the nose subconsciously. More than likely you have detected pheromones and reacted without knowing that was the reason.

+1 for being gay. Half of this doesn't apply, especially the female voice thing. :)

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without having seen metalocalypse, I can see 3-4 ways to pronounce your handle. De-shklok, D'shklok, Deshk-lok.

well, there goes all my logic. I am undone.

it's two syllables. Pronounced "May-gel"

Another strategy:

it's a poor comedian who blames the audience for not getting the joke.

there are a decent amount of gays who are into comics because (1) We don't have kids unless we REALLY REALLY REALLY want them and (2) We tend to have partners who are on the same page, or don't demand we give up our hobbies for them. Your mileage may vary, but I've never heard a gay man or a lesbian say anything that…

my apologies. I don't know what I was thinking.

That's not what I'm talking about.