Who still measures success based entirely off of broadcast TV ratings?

You’re done with Rick and Morty to the extent that you’ll continue to show up to every AV Club post about it to comment on how problematic it is and how morally superior you are for not watching it.

Good. I’m glad someone finally said how corrupted our culture is due to this show. Now if only someone could point to the rise in gun violence and equate it to the popularity of violent video games, I think we’d be set. 

Don’t you hate stepping on gum? If you spit it out on the road or the sidewalk you’re basically guaranteeing someone else’s eventual bad mood. Don’t do it.

Sorry, I’m siding with your spouse here. Gum doesn’t biodegrade. https://recipes.howstuffworks.com/chewing-gum-trash.htm

I THOUGHT I WAS WEARING IT.

Went to a popular ice cream/mini golf/farm with lil Stonky. Plan was to get a cup of ice cream from the outdoor window and eat it looking at cows. There are signs everywhere saying you won’t be served if not wearing a mask and they’re only doing regular cups and cones to keep the line moving.

your story seems to completely validate the premise of the article that the police are bad at deciding who and when to stop?

Agreed, the problem isn’t that cops pull people over. It’s that being pulled over seems arbitrary and divorced from actual danger to the public. I know I’ve shit myself blowing past a hidden cop going 80mph in a 65 mph (to my desince that was in the middle of the got-dang Mojave desert and I could safely be running…

Yeah, how about no. Speed cameras are BS. 

My understanding is that they are given the opportunity to purchase the equipment at a steep discount. However, that’s like telling my I can buy two additional decent used cars for $500 apiece. Yes, that’s a hell of a deal, but:

You know defunding police is just going to make it so that less qualified, less competent, less supervised people get into uniform, right?

There will absolutely be games that look like this.  There are games now that are 80% of this already.

Just hoping for a feature where you can switch between the 1999 versions of the skaters and their middle-aged 2020 selves.

Dear White People,

Showtime is annoying on the subway, so let’s bring it to the board room. A lesson in how to make meetings even worse. 

“Next year, he’s playing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in a movie.”

“The only bright spot of this popular thing was me noticing a side character played by the INCREDIBLE *insert barely known minority actor here*”

Gosh, enjoy those internet points

Actually Steve-O was an orphan owned by the television studio...

Holy shit, motherfuckers are going to be dying here everyday.  Some of that platforming looks impossible - especially for 7-yr olds.