lol. No I haven’t sorry. Not everyone says dumb, sexist/racist things on the internet. I’m sorry I can’t help fix your clearly guilty conscious.

If these were found on his LiveJournal when he was 15 then that’d be okay. But I have 5 pets and they are all older than these tweets are. He was a grown ass man when he…

My understanding is that they are given the opportunity to purchase the equipment at a steep discount. However, that’s like telling my I can buy two additional decent used cars for $500 apiece. Yes, that’s a hell of a deal, but:

You know defunding police is just going to make it so that less qualified, less competent, less supervised people get into uniform, right?

I sometimes wonder if Sony products would do even better even if they didn’t name them like serial numbers.

Eh. The XM3 mic isn’t awesome but it’s not as awful as some people say. The single pair thing is kinda annoying but I don’t switch that much. I also really haven’t ever had a battery issue that would require me to want a ten minute quick charge.

Dumpster.

Please Daddy, choke me...

my budget for birdfood is limited.

easy, they don’t really give a shit. 

I think it's time we light Twitter on fire and let it drift out into the sea.

There will absolutely be games that look like this.  There are games now that are 80% of this already.

Just hoping for a feature where you can switch between the 1999 versions of the skaters and their middle-aged 2020 selves.

Is that site open to the public, as in the public can see which employers are reporting on their employees?  I would like to know which companies should no longer get my business.

A lot of ohio is corn field, which brings up the median intelligence.

Busch Kierkegaardens

Pretty sure she was already getting exposure and validation before this, as she has her supporters.

Dear White People,

Showtime is annoying on the subway, so let’s bring it to the board room. A lesson in how to make meetings even worse. 

“Next year, he’s playing Kareem Abdul-Jabbar in a movie.”