While I usually enjoy a Marvel movie, there hasn’t been one that I felt needs to be on a 100 greatest of the decade list. Maybe Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2.

South Dakota: We'll suck your dick if you can get rid of our meth problem. 

I can't even imagine fucking a wallet with a zipper.

Filed to: The Important Thing Is You Had Fun, Internet. 

How about the Lady of the Rings? It could be a quest by women of different races who discover that the one true ring to rule them all is friendship. 

Silver lining: He’s earned his money and hopefully won’t destroy his brain with any further NFL hits. I don’t like that the NFL is doing this (I don’t like the NFL, period), but at least we don’t have to watch him die slowly, every weekend.

This woman drinks entirely too many sodas, and eats way too many Twizzlers.

I guess I don’t think that Sara Lee was paid for, but I’d be fine with it either way, because I thought the sketch was funny. 

I got the Gypsy reference.

I’m holding out hope that it’s not Baby Yoda, but simply a baby of whatever race Yoda was. I’ve never heard that Yoda was the last of his kind, so I’m thinking maybe this is Evil Yoda learning the value in killing.

What if...Robert Downey Jr Got To Cash More MCU Checks?

True. But I’m also a spaz and would probably need double the time you clocked to get to that point.

I’d give it a shot, but I don’t have the time. I work, have a kid and my daily commute is over an hour each way, which leaves [checks math] about 90 minutes a day. To do everything that doesn’t involve work or if not child rearing, child supervision.

I drink a decent amount of milk. Also, some people are really into milk. I went to the State Fair and there was a stand where they were offering a serving of milk for 25 cents. The crazy thing is the place was mobbed. My daughter wanted some (she drinks her body weight in milk) and I mentioned while standing in line…

“Netflix as the entrenched survivor fending off attacks on all sides”

I hope this movie is only jingoistic takedowns of the out of touch European elites.

Mmm, this sounds like one of those theories that might sound plausible at first but fails the Occam’s Razor test. The whole thing is undone by offering as a counter to all that the superior: “What if it just works and everybody can watch the stuff we’ve been hyping up for years now?”

I think it’s Farts

Stupid NFL pushing the end of the show out of my DVR recording.

That wouldn’t shock me. Even if he has odious opinions regarding politics, I’m sure he’s been molded into the most polite, inoffensive personality humanly possible. And who is to say what Vanna’s politics are? I don’t know her deal.