Mike Vrabel looks like the kind of guy who slaps himself in the face to get psyched up for a Fun Run. 

That position has already been filled by Rex Ryan.

The Titans are the San Diego Padres of football. Don’t ask me to explain that analogy any further - I just felt the need to pad out the comments under this article. 

Growing up in South Carolina I remember when the Panthers came in to being. They kept trying to promote is as our local team. I grew up in Myrtle Beach, four hours away from Charlotte but that was far closer than any other team. Some people bought in to it because why not? Isn’t it all so exciting? They even made it…

You’re surprised that the guy who stole a laptop and then spray-painted his name on the back to cover up his theft is a dumbass?

Norv Turner. lol

When Cam Newton is feeling it, there’s not a better football player on the planet: not Rodgers, not Brady, nobody.

Cam Newton is waaaay overrated. Google his lifetime stats. 58.5% lifetime completion percentage. That was great in 1985.

I begged out of a fantasy league this year because I just didn’t want to devote even that much time to something with ultimately no payoff other than “Yay, I won!” Futzing with imaginary lineup each week, checking late Sunday night scores, actually worrying all day about a two point lead going into the Monday night…

The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.

Carson Palmer played 15 years and retired twice, and Marvin Lewis is still the coach of the Bengals.

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

It gave him something to fiddle with during another run-run-failed play action pass-punt drive.

I really miss Tony Sparano’s (RIP) epic celebrations after the Dolphins nailed another 55 yard FG early in the 2nd quarter after yet another drive stalled.

Which one: Henne or Pennington?

This roster SCREAMS 7-9

What is it with people mistaking Cutler for a good quarterback? He’s just a guy who racks up passing yards when it doesn’t matter. He’s not the Bears best QB evah. He’s not the best QB Miami’s had since Marino.

My favorite thing with Jimmy G is how everyone speaks about how great he’s going to be because he was able to learn from Tom Brady as his backup. Here are Tom Brady’s backups who got starting gigs:

Also, San Francisco-style pizza suuuuuuucks

“Our “rivalry” with the Packers is basically just us saying “Packers suck!” while their fans laugh in our faces as Aaron Rodgers drops 42 points on us.”