Thats a poor move friend. Never come back from a trip the day before you need to go back to work. Always give at least one day between coming home and going back to work.

My parents once took me from upstate NY to St. Louis in the small back seat of a mid sized pickup. One of those ones where you’re sitting sideways. I guess it was because they hated us and wanted to have us suffer. BUT, at the end of the journey we got to be in St. Louis. So...yeah, they absolutely hated us. 

Totally disagree. I want to get the majority of the drive done on day 1 then have a manageable drive the next day to at least try to maximize that day of “vacation.”

This is easy. Because part of so many people’s identity is their fandom of certain teams and they cannot imagine a world where fandom of a team doesn’t mean shit. Fair weather/bandwagon fans just remind them of this fact.

Fair weather is fine. Adults with jobs/family, aside from one, maybe two leagues, can’t really be functionally anything but fair weather fans and carry on a normal life.

The best example, of course, is that ancient Bill Simmons column of sports fandom rules that he broke just about every single one of in like 5 years.

Chef: MY MOM

Underrated state for shape. Its the boot of the U.S. like Italy is to Europe, only its a big, shitkicking kind of boot as opposed to a Ren Faire high-heeled boot.

Also, combined with Arkansas it makes a longer boot that they made into the trophy for the LSU/Arkansas game. Because it needed a fucking trophy.

Oregon.

Sidewalks for regular walkin’, not for fancy walkin’.

My youngest kid asks me to slice up lemons and limes so he can eat them like orange wedges. It’s like he wants to grow up to be a Radiohead song.

I don’t know, back in the mid-’90s, Boyz II Men could rule the airwaves with “End of the Road” and “I’ll Make Love to You”. And Adele’s going platinum with (putting geek glasses on) mid-tempo ballads, which I prefer to keep distinct from the droopy slow jams of yesteryear.

Scene -8th grade graduation dance.

I think he’s just deflecting. He’s obviously worried about your Mom but doesn’t want to talk about it with you for fear of losing it in front of his son.

“Drew Has Got a Boner” syncs better to Dude Looks Like a Lady than it does to Janie’s Got a Gun.

Is the advertising revenue that much better on podcasts and video? Why have blogs switched away from written content to other content forms that are more difficult to consume?

The river smells like an open sewer too, not just Bourbon St. It’s a great city, and it should really be the default vacation destination over Vegas. But it still smells like shit.

New Orleans also smells like someone left the cover off of every manhole that has ever been constructed in human history. So there’s that.

I didn’t mean to be a jerk but now with “In fact, yesterday, I made homemade cheese and homemade bread as the backbone of my family’s meal.” I guess I have to admit that I didn’t know the Amish had steam-powered internets.  

Toaster oven or gtfo. The need for every meal to be some life changing event as opposed to sustenance is fucking grating. It’s leftover pizza! Quibbling and lecturing about its preparation is only going to succeed in confirming that the person offering the advice is an unlikeable know it all.

end of Season 3