@LaziestManOnMars: Thanks so much for almost making me nose bubble gum. Im trying to quit smoking and you damn near killed me.

How did I guess that there were more tea drinkers here?

The worst thing about this idea is the havoc its going to cause to the global warming measurements. I'll save any potential trolling until then, cause THATS gonna be a riot!

@PresidentKennedy: Ive been saying that for weeks now. Thank you for letting me know Im not the only one.

@thnikkamax: Rather than share my personal beliefs on the matter, I would like to simply say this:

Rather than join in the fray -

Its talk like this that lets me continue to think that its the only way we consumers will avoid all (American at least) ISPs instituting bandwidth caps.

@tipt0n: Amen. I miss the simpler times where the last of the chips was the most tragic thing possible.

@OtherTimes: The nail just took a headshot. I believe your synopsis to be dead accurate sir.

@zekedawg00: I dont know... Healthier, longer living means working longer, means paying taxes longer.

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: Write a book about your plight and your findings and I will buy it.

Yo, just call it something different, and it will be some thing different.

@Alexander Riccio: "The blimps have infrequently been hit by small-arms fire from the ground[citation needed]."

@Purdueable: heart!

I know the picture without caption is frowned on here, but I can summarize easily as such.

@donrhummy: Because its far easier to flood a pipe than it is to gain access to the wwwroot or htdocs of a remote server.

@Methossa: I'll remember that.

@mercury_marine: Dead Kennedys FTW sir.

@Antoine Prince: Just click close and it goes away, presumably forever.

I miss the days where you didn't have to display "the pucks included with this toy do not actually grow and allow you to fly on them" and such.