Man, a Square One mention and a Ghostwriter mention in the same day on the same article.  These truly are the golden times.

Man this was a huge deal for me when I was a kid. I would get so anxious during wind storms I would throw up. Funny enough it faded away around the same time as Twister came out, which you would think would exacerbate the situation.  I am now fascinated with extreme weather and think I missed my calling as a storm…

Gritty does not approve.

Having to interact socially with strangers.

OMG I can’t believe someone else remembers Square One AND Mathnet. It was basically my favorite show for a couple years. I was kind of a nerdy kid...

Next time I’m on a flight I’m taking my shoes off and then throwing them at you.

Did you save the grease in a can in the fridge to avoid having to pay for expensive goose grease?

His name was Robert Paulson

Hey! Since Deadspin Kinja got killed altogether today, continue to post your fuck Spanfeller comments here if you feel so inclined...

But, but, but.... shatter is so much more economical!!

Done and done.

Wouldn’t recommend it.

I’m conflicted.

Well you see, contrary to what some politicians would have you believe, misinformation is things that aren’t true, and facts are facts.

Or, y’know, he’s trolling.

You may be history’s greatest monster...

The only real explanation is that #RealJoeFlacco died partying after the SB win and he’s been replaced with a doppleganger. #RubberJoe

Stick that in your sports and smoke it.

Has this guy never been in a local convenience store where the cashier continues to talk on the phone all the way through serving multiple customers at the counter?  Because that shit happens to me all the damn time.