Good luck convincing them Alaskan Bald Eagles to fight through all our Canadian Bald Eagles and Canada Geese to get down there to help defend the lower 48.

I take it you’ve never watched the NBA.

I mean.. no one made him leave the most successful NFL program of all time for the Dolphins.

Listen, freedom from cruel and/or unusual punishment is in some historic document that the USA pays token respect to, is it not?

Dolphins + Jeff Fisher = Love

Did you miss last year’s Super Bowl or something?

Don’t joke. If “throw punts” were allowed, you’d have every team in the NFL cutting their punter to free up that sweet sweet roster spot.

That took me a second.  Well done.

I’m a Leafs fan and no matter how hard I try I still can’t hate this guy. If he played for Toronto I’m pretty sure he’d be my favorite player.

Well we can’t very well have the fuckin potheads eating into the profits of the alcohol lobby now can we?

...Head coach Brian Flores ran some kind of Bizarro World two-point conversion pass that Kenyan Drake actually ennobled by dropping.

And not just any backup, a Super Bowl winning backup.

I was wondering what the deal with Splinter was.  Noticed it was taken out of the banner links and hasn’t had a new story in awhile even though the site is still up.  Is there any official info on what’s happening with it?  Haven’t even seen an article on any of the sister sites...

Well, not suddenly, because they’re the Bills, but yes.

This comment is entirely too well thought out and insightful for Kinja.

I would say that the Browns have a lot of talent and are starting on what I hope will be a decades long journey of winning.

Still better than Pitbull.

I’m still struggling with the fact that 1994 wasn’t 10 years ago.

Fine.

Hires is available in Canada, but only at liquor stores. I assume they went 100% alcoholic beverages or some alcohol company bought the name to brand their Vodka Root Beer.  Too lazy to look up right now.