Fair point.

I think any other president under this kind of legitimate scrutiny might take the easy way out, and fake a medical or mental condition to resign, or temporarily remove himself from the presidency (I dunno, can they do that? Like when Underwood got shot on House of Cards?).

Most American cars start getting unreliable just over 100K.

Coups, Ranked:

Dear fellow Canadians and Hockey fans of other Nationalities,

I’d like to say it seems he’s learned everything he knows from Looney Tunes cartoons, but that would suggest he learned something.

Listen, it’s pretty good considering it’s written by manatees.

Never dropped a mate, but I’ve definitely incorporated “G’Day”.

Chief can be dangerous around certain reservation type areas.

In addition, who can’t fall in love with a murderers’ row like Wendle-Meadows-d’Arnaud-Choi-Garcia-Lowe-Duffy-Kiermaier-Adames? We’ll wait while you check all those names on Baseball Reference.

Worse comedians than he was have made comebacks.

I’m still trying to figure out why Bob Seger thinks he plays Rock n’ Roll music.

Oh really?

I totally heard that in Ron Howard’s voice, and it was awesome.

I’m already cringing at this.

CBS’s next generic sitcom/murder mystery will in fact be a sitcom/murder mystery/reality show.

He was the star QB in Varsity Blues (the movie), you’d have to think it wouldn’t be completely foreign.  Also, actors are professional bullshitters.

They’re white.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Trump would never give Rudy any credit for 9/11 recovery. Don’cha know it was his workers who rescued 2000 survivors, and cleared the rubble from all the collapsed buildings in 48 hours, while he personally supervised the operation?

Males towards the end of the Silent Generation get a pass as honorary Boomers because they’ve only ever slept with Boomers.