Fuck that. Fake News!!!!

The team’s Twitter account actually changed their name to the Kardinals after Kingsbury was signed

I agree his Championship standards are all kinds of baffling here, because generally I’d say he’s right not to count Championships won by your city’s franchise when they weren’t located in your city, but he counted the other one!

Chris:

“?” has the “distinction” of having the highest prisoner _______ rate.

*pukes everywhere*

I’m wary of either of these two recapturing any kind of even 40+ point season form. It’s been reported Lucic only ever signed in Edmonton to play on McDavid’s wing, and once it was apparent he couldn’t, he got sour and started “quietly” demanding a trade. Neal claims he “wasn’t ready” for the season last year after…

Doesn’t matter anymore when “important tweets” from “important people” are covered like they’re actually news.

I dunno, that sounds like half Pied Piper / half Hansel & Gretel...

Troll someone who gives a shit.

Dear Mr. Slider6294,

Yeah, and we can also still pay out of pocket for any procedures we want that aren’t considered medically necessary, which is a damn sight better than paying out of pocket for procedures that are medically necessary.

You should probably worry about getting Christianity out of the American political process before you worry about a religion that has absolutely no chance of ever becoming an influential force in the Western world having any impact whatsoever.

My mother is a pescatarian for exactly ethical, flexible reasons, has nothing to do with anything except how the animals are treated.

when many things such as oreos and skittles are vegan

...if their child’s school called and said their kid did something bad, would they just ask their kid if they did it and believe the kid whenever they said they didn’t along with letting them go without punishment? Of course not. They said they would get to the bottom of it and punish the kid appropriately because…

And this has all affected you personally how exactly?

*hugs Thomas Paine*

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