I think the point of these is that even if you think you're Superman while you're drunk, you're not actually indestructible. Hence the "Don't let your ego drive you" tagline.

At least he isn't owned by RED or AJDNNW

Oh sure, give Coach Dantonio a heart attack, why don't you!

Disclaimer: I am straight and I have no idea how men work cuz I don't swing that way. I can only say that is totally works on Women. IF you are good at it.