Do not make jokes at the expense of Nigella, Internet basement-dwellers, she is a fucking QUEEN. Off with your heads.

The fact that you didn’t know Nigella is Nigella and not an actress and these are clips cut from her show makes this video even funnier

Being Vegan and having such an irrationally negative response to this video are redundant.

If she had ordered a Hawaiian pizza, she would have been on her own.

Somehow I doubt any woman would shed tears over being cheated out of incubating your spawn, MRA troll.

“What they determined on paper should not determine the fate of a child.”

Say what you want about his vile personal life, he was underrated as Catwoman.

So there are only three types of women in the world, and all three are apparently really just sluts underneath it all. Slut slut slutty sluts.

I once had a PUA-adherent try to pick me up and when I neg-ed his neg and pointed out that I was literally already fucking one of the band members at the concert we were both at (which was true) and that even if I wasn't, his technique would literally never work, he started drunk crying and telling me how I don’t know…

Let's all hold a moment of silence for his freshman writing instructor.

When I get my time machine running, I’m coming for you, 1985 James Spader.

I’m having a hard time picturing Steff wearing Mystery’s top hat with the Steampunk goggles worn around the brim that was a signature part of his look. Spader conveyed so much more with fewer accessories.

Now I see that my cat has been reading this, and it all is so obvious. Like when I wake up in the middle of the night to find him lording over me staring with murder in his eyes, I sometimes catch his eye quickly and (like the email) he breaks eye contact like it was an accident and leaps off the bed making a loud…

I cannot deal with the their/there/they're massacre that is this document.

I’m reading The Sociopath Next Door right now. And look, here he is, the sociopath next door!

Bets on what expensive east-coast university he’s at now? My money’s on Duke all the way.

I knew all about these teen tricks because I USED TO BE A TEEN.

Anyway, Ultron is born and “murders” Jarvis

Seems the world is content with women getting beat up as long as the money keep rolling in and the sports media shield the men perpetrating said violence against women.