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I dodged a bullet by not going to NYU. State school all the way, baby.

Eudora, I understood your #5 rule. And your #5 rule is perfection. As is your lipstick. And your hair. And this piece.

*walks to podium, shuffles papers, clears throat, puts on glasses*

3 poc and 2 women?! Fuckin' A, Marvel! Love it! Now, do we have some non-straights?

I'm assuming that is Pepper in Iron Mans armor and not Stark. Or at least I hope so. If they are doing this they better go all in and not have a single "safe" member.

Ms. Marvel is kind of a big thing right now. Putting her in the book is just good business. Female Thor is outselling her male counterpart too.

What a fucking dork you are, man...Social Justice Avengers. Adjust your hat, neckbeard, and venture forth from thy parent's basement. Breath that fresh air. Take a hit from your asthma inhaler. Now relax because it's just a comic book.

Lena. Dunham. UGH.

People really don't recognize her hustle. She was/is a straight D-lister, per her old show. She worked that angle to become a popular underdog and icon in her own right. She was never bitchy or came across as greedy. She makes jokes about being bitchy and greedy but at the end of the day she comes across as honest. I…

The odds of being in a plane crash, falling off a cliff, being kidnapped or murdered, or eaten by an animal are pretty damn low. Also, those are all things that can effect men and women the same. Whereas in games, the implication or act of rape is ALWAYS against women. Always. Besides, as people here are always trying…

As a high school English teacher, you'd be surprised at how many young people have no idea how to tell the difference between fact and fiction/fantasy and reality. What makes you think that there aren't thousands and thousands of people out in the world who can't either?

It's not so much 'unrealistic' as it is 'unnecessary'. Women don't always need (or want) to be reminded that a man could physically overpower us at, more or less, any time. Women playing games don't always want to see stuff like that. It being used carelessly is something that can piss a lot of people off. Whether…

My problem is the fact of fantasizing with the "not having consent" concept. I think it's absolutely disgusting, but I have no problem with people who enjoy scat porn for an example, since it's just a kinky variation that still involves two consensual people (at least in general anyway). No matter what I or anyone…

Jesus, color me surprised that the comments are filled with people defending this shit. No problems here - just violent depictions of misogyny, rape, and hate...totally normal!

No problem with the rape content, but "gay stuff?! Ew!"

I'm going to go ahead and call this show the best new thing of 2015 so far. Anyone that thinks otherwise can fight me and Master Blaster in the Thunder Dome.

I toggle between having "Pinot Noir, midsize car" and the theme song ("They're alive, damn it! It's a miracle!") playing in my head constantly.