EITHER LOVE AMERICA OR GO TO NORTH KOREA

He's always here. I see him in the greys constantly.

CRY BABY

"I love America more than any other country in this world, and, exactly for this reason, I insist on the right to criticize her perpetually." - James Baldwin

You got friends on that bus?

I KNOW DWAYNE IS A TROLL BUT I CANNOT PHYSICALLY HELP MYSELF

You're right.

I mean, I don't want to own the the rocky mountains but that don't mean I don't like looking at 'em

FALSE! Having kids only ruins your body is that's what happens to your body. There's no "letting it" or "not letting it." The best you can to is mitigate the damage (for lack of a better word) by eating right, exercising, etc etc etc all that jazz. Bodies are gonna do what they're gonna do, and the control we have…

to quote Ray Gillette, "Nobody's THAT gay."

I have big boobs on a smallish torso already, which sounds fantastic to like 13 year old boys, but I'm also a runner and its annoying and I hate them.

God DAMN

I don't do heels. I live my life in sweats. But I want Solange's shoes HARD.

tay haters, just bring it right here and talk to me, no need for you all to make yourselves look dumb and messy all over the place.

I just want to be clear that Common is welcome to walk into a women's restroom with me any day.

I'm really surprised by how poorly done it looks too. Despite how I feel about her as a person I do think she's gorgeous and can probably rock any color hair, but at least have it done right!

She has more money than god. Why can't she get a better look than "I did this with a box of Clairol in a gas-station bathroom"?

It's not like there is any shortage of things in this story to piss a person off, but the fact that this young "modeling hopeful" was sent to Cosby is infuriating. Sent by who? He agency, most likely.

One of my favorite moments of Real Housewives of Bev Hills is that first season when Saint Camille takes the gang to visit Kels while he's doing Broadway. He answers the knock on his dressing room door and when he sees it's her, he gives the most awkward hug and greets his wife with a half-hearted "Oh, hello......you".