Yes, yes we are

I know a lot of mopey straight guy humanities professors who sleep with their students. So...anecdotes?

Wasn’t this a skit on Inside Amy Schumer?

f) MARRY ME

All caps or lowercase for E. E. Cummings (or e. e. cummings)—Scholars use either, Cummings preferred caps.

May I please be part of the "Gaystapo"? Sounds like fun.

Meh—I'd buy this except that my friends and, as we put, don't fish in the same pond. We all think the others have goofy taste. Which, I mean, that's good for me because my friends are stupid hot and I would not stand a chance against them—but we certainly don't fall for the same types of guys at all.

OMG YOU GUYS HANG OUT WITH MEREDITH, ONE OF MY FAVE IO9ers.

Well played, JC.

Biden would never do this !

Iran ?! Oh that shit got dark fast.

MELLIE FOR PRESIDENT

Fuck you, Columbia, and fuck this lady at Daily Beast. Seriously, what is wrong with the world?

no joke. Mellie Mel for the Win.

HTGAWM is so bonkers. Of course it opens with a guy holding ladies in his basement. Duh.

Mellie is gonna save the day. calling it now!

respect. Olivia saves herself. Hashtag that shit.

Abby! Put that shit together girl.

I can't unsee him as Paul Spector, which makes this whole film creepy as fuck.

Yeah. Sign him up for a UVA frat and I'm pretty sure we've read a few articles on this jerk.