Yeah the tone of this was odd—but the kicker for me is the disdain for hard work punctuated by shitty editing. TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR WORK AND LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEN AND THAN!

Yeah the tone of this was odd—but the kicker for me is the disdain for hard work punctuated by shitty editing. TAKE PRIDE IN YOUR WORK AND LEARN THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THEN AND THAN!

Fuck you, dude. As though MLA was not bad enough now there are sexual predators/probably serial killers lurking.

Holy shit I just graded one of his papers...and I gave him a C!

Holy cows thank you for this gift! I will now spend the remainder of my weekend falling in love with this woman!

I WILL WATCH ALL OF THIS. TWICE. MAYBE THRICE.

Lies. I always lose Mr. Peasant when we go to Manhattan. He complains that I walk waaaay to fast to keep up. And his legs are like a foot longer than mine.

I'm poor, but I'm gonna buy you a very small diamond (or your birthstone since diamonds can be problematic).

You can also puke on his carpet. That's what my dog does when she's pissed at me.

The NICEST GUYS. NICE. NICE. NICE GUYS. NICE SERIAL KILLERS. NICE GUYS.

(not related: nice sn!)

Ewwwwww. I need to purrell my brain.

Dogs can't smile, silly!

I would marry someone if they brought me a hashbrown casserole. That sounds DELICIOUS.

you can go away now. never come back.

Capes are so silly. I love their silliness.

I am not a new mother—in fact I'm an average sized 28 year old—and I would never wear peplum. Someone tries to make me do it and I set them AND their dumb peplum on FIRE.

Woah. Just...woah.