So...damn...cute.

Isn't it Sauder?

The Gawker commentariat are a mixed bag of crazy nuts.

[gets a torch]

Reacting is easy, reading is hard.

This book is hilarious. Apparently a well-known American 18C divine caught some school boys reading it one day and had them flogged. Book history is the best.

I'll respond if it helps de-gray.

Excellent response to an obvious troll. Well played.

Why, what a coincidence, because I too have just befriended said underwear...

Haha nice.

Sarah Michelle Gellar says her marriage to Freddie Prinze Jr. is work, speaking of the time when she had to take him from nerdy artist with glasses to red-dress-wearing that Sixpence-None-The-Richer-song-invoking prom queen. Hack-y-sack. Hack-y-sack.

Oh can we please be friends?!

I care about exactly 0% of these people, but I totally love JA's dress in this picture—I could never wear it though, because I would immediately spill red wine on it.

Ugh, stop making me play this game, Jezebel! I am SO bad at it.

which is a fantastic reason for ZombieNathaniel Hawthorne to come eat us all

Poor yourself a cold one and calm down. No one attacked you personally.

Ugh. Lena Dunham don't taint my darling Ms. Washington with your awful

Agreed!

That was my response: Huh. How 'bout that?

Sometimes I just want to become a hermit. This is one of those times. :(