Ha, I know. I read them at ACME all the time. Like the sly cover read while I'm in line. Maybe I'm reading Time, or maybe OK! You don't know...

I want that to be what she's doing.

I agree. JEEEEESUS I don't care. She probably doesn't care. Just stop.

I would suck at being a Tabloid story writer/generator. I cannot pick out pregnant ladies to save my life and these pictures do not scream pregnant to me. I guess I'm not good at this game.

Cheers!

And you, my friend, are the best.

Pop tarts are disgusting. If they're trying for decadence why not use toaster strudels? Those are the shit.

THAT I would care about. How do we start this rumor?!

Sure, knock yourself(ves) out. I just don't care and it still baffles me that others do, but you're correct, Madam/Sir, each to their own. People also inexplicably watch the Kardashians. I watch Community, which I'm sure several people find inexplicable and stupid.

No, silly, not Kate, her husband and offspring. But way to grasp my point there.

True story. I just think babies are boring to begin with—and royals are the Kardashians of elsewhere.

I mean, Kobe Bryant has like talent/abilities/skills and what not. All the Royals have done is cheat the effects of in-breeding. I see what you're saying here, but I think comparing an athlete with some lucky shmuck with inherited titles is comparing apples and rotating oranges :)

I don't think I own the internet, I'm just asking in general why Americans (not just this site, but my facebook and twitter worlds and American gossip rags &c &c &c) care. It seems weird to me.

Better question: why the fuck do Americans care? Hey guys, remember that war (two even!) we fought because we hated the monarchy or some shit?

Um, Miley and Justin BB look nearly identical in those photos. /I am old

Too late for me. I think they took that photo inside my fridge...

Faith in humanity partially restored. Thanks for nice news, Jezebel.

My response to this is my response to all things Eliot Sptizer: Meh. Okay. Not changing much though, are you?

She was really on this morning wasn't she?

"claims a source that is probably that cat."