First off, I've decided I'm in internet-love with you since your Anti-Vancouver-Cyclist piece.

I noticed that too. Gee, I wonder who she feels more sympathy for?

OMG THIS! All of this. Evangelical atheists are the fucking worst.

I just watched the finale the other day. Mind. Blown. That show is so consistently crazy.

I've been rocking the post-shower-tie-it-into-some-sort-of-side-braid all week. I took it out last night and Mr. Peasant was like, "Wow you're so glamorous!"

Haha she's a MONSTER! ;)

And he's probably on his way to donate money and catchy show tunes to an orphanage.

Oh I love Scarlett's hair. I wish I could rock the dark, sexy locks. You Jezzies with dark hair are so darn lucky!

Haha your brain and my brain are in some sort of stupid club together.

Um, I know its cliché, but I love you Hugh Jackman. Never stop being you. Or turn out to be a creep like so many of my past man-crushes (looking at you Gary Oldman, never will I forgive you).

Marry me.

Oh man, I listened to the Skrillex & the Doors song... :( What the hell Robbie &c.?!! There have got to be better ways to earn a pay check. Seriously.

Mesmerizing. I can't stop watching.

For serious. People, read the damned Bill of Rights. And while we're at it, let's all take a little peeky at #2...

Yes, I still find it disturbing. Still creepy. My personal opinion, that's all. Also, that stat is interesting, but I have a feeling there are some Fuzzy Numbers involved there.

Ahhh, fuck Cranston, you're a scary fucker, aren't you?

"'Cuz I'll break your fucking kneecaps"

Preach.

Oh man I love Rachel Maddow. I just. Love. Her. And her excitement? Love. Love. Love.

Oh god THIS. Jesus I hate the intellectual man child. They really haunt the halls of all English departments. They're not just grad students, either. The academy gives these assholes DEGREES! And TENURE. Oof.