Semi-homemade actually makes me see spots because I am so angry. I loathe that woman.

Thank you!

You're brilliant! To hell with that jackass!

I mean...are we really surprised? This is Bill O'Reallydidyouseriouslyjustsaythat's network. These people aren't exactly into gender-equality self-reflection...

Ding dong!

great sn

meeeeooowww

As I get older, my Bleeding Heart Liberal Mother gets more and more racist. I...don't know why or how it happens, but I'm worried about me in the future...

No, but really, give us some clues. I'm heading to a conference next week and you would not believe (or maybe you would) how many guys in academia try this shit. It isn't just the mouth-breathing, axe-wearing, 24 year olds.

Maybe she'll be a female Archer? (PS: I have loved your SN for like evah evah + you are a top botch commenter)

I agree. You don't have to bring a gift. Lots of people do, though, and if instead of giving you crap you don't need or money you don't need, they could, in lieu of that, give to charity. I don't see what's wrong with giving people that option.

I want a donut. What is it with Jezebel lately making me want donuts?

No kidding. He redeems our city.

excellent

Welcome! I agree with you. Comment more.

Marshmallow goop essentially. Very sugary.

I really like your charity idea. I think that is drop-dead classy.

I actually find that charming and thoughtful, not annoying at all.

Wow 210 people. That sounds like a big wedding. At least to me. And if each guest gave them $100, they would have...HOLY CRAP $21000. I think I should get married. Though with my luck I'd get $200 and 208 gift baskets...

"Gay baby steps"