well done as always Erin. The fact that anyone could write something that insensitive, callous, and irresponsible makes my blood boil. Good for you and thank you for feeling safe and brave enough to share your own story.

They're already up and devouring billy goats on Gawker :(

You have made my night :)

You ask the tough questions :(

Andy Richter, you can pull my Britta bottle out of my cold dead hands. I'm a well-hydrated pig person, fuckyouverymuch.

I know! I want to know, but I will be judged so hard by the nice check out ladies at Acme if I buy a tabloid.

Just ugh.

They'll start calling her an alcoholic like they do with Jolie. It will be competitive alcoholism.

I call bullish*t on the Kim not wanting to breastfeed because her "body has been through too much." All my friends who have had kids and been able to breastfeed have sung its praises as a great way to loose the weight quickly. Not that it should matter, but if she's considering a tummy tuck, surely that breastfeeding…

How do I teach my 17 lb 5 year old love of my life Princess Hermione-kins to do this?

Erm...I don't know that this book is advocating for long term relationships, so maybe you're their target demo?

Yes you may, because holy thundercats those are so much cuter.

They look sweaty.

Man God totally sounds like my middle school best friend. She was THE WORST.

Fascinating. Different strokes I guess. Definitely not for me!

Scariest night of my life: my first night as an RA, the Rubgy Team in my dorm got hammered. I went to tell them to keep it down; one picked me up to "carry me to another party". I screamed, and yelled, and kicked, and used my mom voice until I got put down. Once I got back to my room I threw up. I have never been so…

I will give you all my money.

Hahaha nicely played. But really, we shouldn't feed the trolls.

I feel nauseated reading this. You poor thing. Sometimes I wish we were all born with Buffy-level ass-kicking skills, just for situations like this.

Can you imagine? Like you're telling this guy about your grandmother dying, and he just sits there nodding mindlessly with a vacant look in his eye. Jesus. I'd run pretty quick, because nothing screams "sociopath" like not being able to connect emotionally with another person.