Did you just reference Mary Robinson?! 18th Century Proto-feminists for the win!

Convincing me not to have kids.

He's also pretty chill and into a lot of social justice stuff. sooooo dreamy.

I'm just here to say that Robert Redford is the sexiest. Unf.

Ohmygoodnessohmygoodness. This will be stuck in my head forever ever.

Ugh. Just...ugh...

Erm...she kinda sounds like an abusive, tyrannical, foul-mouthed jerk to me. I don't know which part you find particularly well-written...

I'm sure not *all* sororities are like this, but...

PRESIDENT JOSH GROBAN. JOSH GROBAN FOR PRESIDENT.

Seriously!?

Yeah, US, UK, Canada, France, all over the West, actually. You should see some of the crap in 19C literature. Jane Austen's Mansfield Park revolves around the romance between two cousins. Ew.

Haha, you win the comments!

I am so sorry for your loss—I can be flip about not wanting kids, but that is a terrible thing to go through and I hope you had an excellent support network to help you heal.

Full disclosure: I reread this article because I just read the murdering/raping fifth graders piece and I needed some Lindy-goodness to rub on my brain.

That's it. No babies for me. Ever. Either they'll turn out to little shits or they'll be victimized by little shits. The world's actually become Lord of the Flies and I'm not adding my DNA to this mess.

Haha, could be. I can't see a lot of public sex in my mid-Atlantic research one English department. We also very rarely booze it up on campus. Most boozing happens at bars, and hardly ever with faculty.

I'm like 30-40 scarves behind! Stupid Woman Exam. Its like that dream where you have to go back to highschool and you haven't studied or taken a class, yet you have to take the final naked. Or am I confusing nightmares again?

And here I thought I was the Last Unicorn of Seinfeld hating! Yay! I'm not alone.

Hated Friends. White people in New York complaining about shit when they have awesome lives. Like Seinfeld with pretty people. YAWN.

Woah. My program is a totally different experience. Everyone is married or in a committed relationship—and like really married, no hanky-panky Midsomer Murders kind of stuff. I was the wild single one who dated before I met Mr. Peasant.