Agreed. Mr. Peasant has some meat, and that is how I like it. Like Viking style. Yes, please.

...thanks? I mean I have, and life is good, but "finding" someone isn't the be all and end all of life, which I guess is my beef with the article.

Yup. So long as I don't have to watch their stupid show I could not give a crap.

Inexplicableeeee!

Brava! Agreed. Also, "mansplain" is hideous. Just...hideous. I know many people (people I love and respect!) who use it, but it is just...yuck.

Um, speak for yourself friend. I'm sorry that you're going through that, but me, myself, and I we got it going on. We are awesome above and beyond the male gaze. I don't need to have a guy think I'm pretty in order to feel good about myself. And if we're dating, I WANT him to respect me, LIKE my personality, GET my…

Meh. I never liked Urban Outfitters to begin with. This only reinforces my choice.

Always bothers me. I have friends who shudder when I say "feminism." Yet, feminism, in part, is what allowed to you to get a college degree, buy birth control, not be the property of your father, &c &c &c. I don't get why educated, liberal women have such a distaste for feminism.

GAH! Grad seminar flashbacks! Put it away! Put it away!

That REALLY bothered me as well. How on earth did this POS article make it on to Jez?

Haha hearted. And funnier than anything in this weirdo rant.

Indeed. WTF, Jezebel?! Is this a joke? Am I being punked?

Yikers. Is this for serious, Jezebel? I mean, I guess she could be joking most of the time but...rape jokes? And the parts about stringing men along and having them do things for you because "gigglegiggle" we're stupid women? Um... Also this:

Yeah, so long as you're male, pretty, and white, you can get away with a LOT of shit.

And willingly victimized. And to totally surrender your will (sexual and otherwise) to the whims of a manipulative older man. If she rocks a threesome and two handjobs, she's in a WAY healthier role than that Twilight crap.

About time. I've blown too much cash on pills and rings. He should have to pony up.

Yuck I know. We get it. Creepy. Move on.

How do I promote things? Because this should be promoted.

Ha, fair enough. I guess that's the real problem with this whole debate—anecdote. No shame in living at home (I don't have any shame or student loans since I PAID THEM OFF, so, um, yay!).

YES. MYTH.