Fair enough. I was thinking more along the lines of interpersonal logic, and some of the plot twists, but yes, the historical romances are pretty good. I'm interested in Regency England (as a PhD) because of a few excellent novels I happened across during my horny high school days. I was thinking more like the…

Yeah, romance novels are never big on the logic. I was put off more by the FUCKING SPLIT INFINITIVES. Yup, this shit was DEFINITELY based off of Twilight. Blergh.

Romney will never lead with women because he is the Republican candidate. We are not idiots, people. We know that your party is trying to push us back to the middle ages. I see that wimple behind your back Mr. Romney and I ain't buying it.

NOOOOO!

As usual, you put it in a more cogent, classy way than I could. I was stuck at "raaaaaage. hypocrisy! raaaaage." I'm slowly becoming the Hulk over this issue. Is this not a feminist website? Are we totally blind to these blatant racial dynamics? Sheesh.

You = my favorite.

The long arm of the law for ABUSING HIS GIRLFRIEND?

My mom (an avid True Blood fan) always gets confused when Snooki is in the news. She'll ask me questions like, "Why is Sookie being arrested at the Jersey Shore? Are they going to kick her off True Blood? I thought she was married to Bill in real life." It is adorable.

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Holy crap you just described my two best friends who are married.* Who are you? Are you watching my life? Is this like the Truman Show?

I do not know of this magical creature. I'm off to google. Yay Friday night! ;)

No, "you" also means me. Just as surprised.

mmm...Blake Lively. Tell-tale marker of suckage. But then the awesome Chloe Grace Moretz, the opposite of suckage. I'm torn. Also I spotted an Alec Baldwin. Huh.

The girl scouts got so much cooler since I left. When I was a girl scout we had "campouts" in Doubletree conference rooms and made god's eyes out of popsicle sticks and yarn. Now girl scouts are beating up thieves, supporting abortion, and slutting around. Siiiigh. Seems like I left too soon. I should have stuck it…

Oh Adele, you can't hide from me in your neon PJs. I'd spot you from the pure glow of awesome that I'm sure you emanate. So in love with you, girl.

To be fair, I worked as an RA for this collector who had a shit ton of Sickert sketches, letters, journals, etc, and that dude was Sketchy as all hell. Was he Jack the Ripper? Absolutely not. Was he someone I wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley on the foggy streets of Victorian London? You bet.

Oh I love you for this picture. I'm going to stop writing this dissertation chapter and watch the Ripper episode again. Mmmhmm. Angel was goodlooking, but he had NOTHING on Giles or Spike.

Hahaha. I am not a fan of reality TV but I would watch the shit out a show about Bristol reconnecting with her lupine roots.

....or a graduate student in the humanities. Thanks for the afternoon upper Jezebel. I think I'll go drink all the Scotch now, then look up pictures of otters that look like Benedict Cumberbatch. :(

Hearted because YES. The pity of it is if any of these fools tool a moment to crack a book (or a Wikipedia) they'd know what we know.