Lucky! Boston won't be too bad—I'm in DE and we've got OK Lady Laws—but the UK and NZ, those would be lovely places to teach.

As a grad student looking at the job market, I am doubly depressed by this article. First, I don't really have a big say in where I go, and most of us in the east coast programs dread getting shipped to the conservative parts of the midwest and south. Second, I could end up somewhere REALLY bad.

Nice. I don't know who these kids are, but I do know what that is.

Hahahaha. Yeah really. I mean, it clearly represents us all SO WELL.

Well, I was on my way to lunch but this was so disgusting that I've lost my appetite. Seriously Loretta Devine? Seriously?

YES. DEATH. Girl's got too much on her plate already.

I had that same worry when I saw their picture. I legit sad-sighed.

Yeah for True Blood baby! I love me some Anna Paquin. So glad they're not getting a divorce. Phew.

True story. I had abdominal pains a few weeks back; Dr. Google told me I needed to have my gallbladder removed. The real doctor at student health told me I had IBS. Never believe Dr. Google. Or WebMD.

Agreed. Fuck that. Lena Dunham does not speak for me. I live at home, but I work, pay rent to my parents and am struggling through grad school. I just finished paying off my student loans. I don't have credit card debt. That banal show does not represent my financial woes or anything about me.

Oh my god. You can make the dresses longer. LONGER! Sweet baby Zeus, I am so ready for my next paycheck...

The only part that wigs me out is the "monitor" part. Um...like lab rats? Dude, chill out. Dates are supposed to be fun, not science experiments...

Not at all. Sounds like it involved a lot of fecal matter clean up. So yeah, maybe she did have a hard job...

Ah, Ann Romney, hard at work shoveling shit for her husband.

Maybe she should go to a pediatrician for her foot...

Jealous. He is brilliant. I'd give up many things for a five minute chat with him!

Holy cows. That is a ring. Angie could buy a couple nations with that sucker. (But I still love her)

Heh heh. I like your way better.

New goal: find supermarket where Capt. Mal shops. Have him call me browncoat. *swoon*

Haha. We can wish.