Thank you. Marriages are complicated creatures that have a lot of different pieces and parts. Gerard Butler's part did not ruin this marriage all on its own. Sometimes there are other factors. People cheat, yes, but the relationship has to have other things going on, unsatisfying things, for someone to engage in…

If you are RDJ, then I've a bone to pick with you!

I know! Boot-er? Not even close Kristen. But still so f***ing funny.

Ugh. Can I sue Urban Outfitters for their ugly overpriced crap that all my students wear ad nauseum? They've totally violated my right to seeing good clothes.

What the hell is Deborah Messing doing on Smash? Good god girl, you must have enough money from W&G. GET OUT NOW!

Does anyone else remember when MTV wasn't a hate-crime factory? Like when Daria was on? I loved that show. That show beats the hell out of every Real World Idiot Teenage Moms From Jersey show they play these days...

Of course she does. Because the only way for her to remain relevant is to continue saying and doing the dumbest shit available. I mean hell, even Rick Assleakage denounced Rush. The dude who wants America run like 14th Century France thought Rush Limbaugh went a little too far. I'm not at all surprised that this…

What a sleazeball. Not even dignified enough to be the guy from Gaslight. At least he had a sexy accent and a nefarious plot. This tool box is just a nasty little cheater who got caught and (rightfully!) exposed. Shame on him.

That was hilarious. I'm gonna go ahead and pretend that was the sum total of last night's SNL. Maybe with Seth Meyers doing a cameo as the prince from Snow White...

Oh, that kitty reminds me of my nephew, an adorable little black haired scamp who lives in Iowa now. He too has a sink fetish.

Haha. Yes. 10 points for some delicious snark.

As a straight-haired gal I always envied my best friend's curly locks (grass greener) and so I am usually pro-curl. But JT looks good. Jonah Hill, too, doesn't look bad, but I gotta say I prefer the frizz for him.

Oh boy is my face red. I definitely thought this was going to be a reality show about Teen Exorcists going Shopping. Kinda like a really, really EXTREME couponing.

I wish I could vote for this lady, but I live in another state (one that has yet to go all 1984 on my reproductive bits) so I'll clap from afar.

*shudder* Still get the PTSD shocks from remembering I pay $12 to see that POS.

I know. What about Gary Oldman?!