I kinda like JT's hair. Looks good on him. I prefer curly hair as a rule, but the change up is nice—kinda like when Taylor Swift did it. Come to think of it, those two are really similar. Hmm...

Great romance novel name. And great image of a pregnant Jen flipping through volumes and volumes of Johanna Lindsey looking for the right name.

A Drusilla spin-off? Am I reading that right? I'm only on coffee #3 so I could be wrong. But really? I'm not at all sure how I feel about this. On the one hand, AWESOME I love Dru. On the other, I really love her when she's tormenting Spike or Angel, so without them...I dunno...

What's that I hear? The sound of four galloping horses? Or is it toads raining from the sky?

Yeah...I think you can like what/who you like. I personally dug her, but the whole "I hate hydrangeas" thing, plus yelling at people for flipping the bird plus fake British accent... What I'm saying here is that Madonna is a person, and like with most people, you take the good with the bad. Do I love rocking out to…

And this is why I love beer. Dogfish Head would never pull this shit.

1. Chris Brown is so vile.

This makes me so sad. I'm totally uninviting him from the imaginary threesome I was planning with Scarlett Johanssen.

Yes! I so need more Community. Only show on TV that is worth my time!

Awesome. That facebook group I just joined officially became cool.

Nicki Minaj, you do do NOT have to take any kind of orders from Madonna. As my spirit animal Elton John says, "Paying 500 quid to watch her lipsynch is obscene." I second this and add, "Paying court to her tired ass and shitty music is unnecessary." She used to be awesome. Remember Vogue? Remember Like a Prayer? Fuck…

Nicki Minaj, you do do NOT have to take any kind of orders from Madonna. As my spirit animal Elton John says, "Paying 500 quid to watch her lipsynch is obscene." I second this and add, "Paying court to her tired ass and shitty music is unnecessary." She used to be awesome. Remember Vogue? Remember Like a Prayer? Fuck…

Bwahahahaha. This is the best Valentine's Day present ever. If Santorum gets the nomination I'll be good for Christmas too. Thanks so very much Universe!

Eeek. Way to bury the lede there PETA.

Rom-coms can be kind awesome though. How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, for instance, while it does have the white-pretty-skinny problem, does pick at some of the problems with rom-com expectations. And it introduced the term "love fern" to the world. I realize that they're bad for me, but I like to think of them like…

Anthony Bourdain addresses the female chef thing in Kitchen Confidential. Apparently the kitchen is this giant testosterone bowl where they all make gay jokes and sexually harass one another. Kinda uncomfortable for women. However, Bourdain seriously respects the ladies who do work as chefs and describes the way they…

Sheep are nifty. Mittens is not.

It's the claaaaaawwww!

That is a crying shame. Thank goodness for Jezebel! Happy Valentine's Day to you, too!

Hearted for your lit reference. Nothing like a little 18C satire to cheer up my Valentine's day.