Maybe they're just big Teen Mom fans? MTV is wrangling for the intensely stupid demographic, right?

The only redeemable part was Ashton Kutcher being set on fire.

Oh my goodness. Marry me. I'm not 46 years older than you I swear.

Ha, yeah, I was thinking that this may be a good one to send to my mom who still gripes about the 17 year difference between me and Mr. Peasant.

Yep. I'll be skipping this one. I mean, I'm skipping the whole baby thing, so I think watching a movie about—from all the accounts my friends with kids have given—all the horrible ways your pregnancy can go TERRIBLY WRONG, wrapped up into a cheesy Cameron Diaz flick might actually make my ovaries pack up the remaining…

Man that cat looks pissed off. I know someone whose new shoes are about to be used as kitty claw-sharpeners...

Ditto. I haven't watched this season—only read the recaps on Jez—because I felt a little bit uggie after Mr. Armstrong killed himself this summer. Knowing that poor woman was going through so much Hell while the rest of the harpies were fighting about vacations to Hawaii and other world-shaking issues...well it makes…

Yay! Love me some Barnie Frank and so glad that he's getting to marry someone he loves and respects. Mazel!

Yeah, it sounds like it should be a translation from French or something. (except that would be like "Toutrose" and that sounds um...distinctly un-pagant-y...)

Flats forever! I can't walk in heels to save my life, and now I learn that my legs were just saving themselves.

I definitely agree with you and respect Aubrey Plaza for not falling for him.

Many thanks and simultaneous fist-waving to you (now I have another distraction from this silly dissertation, curse/love you!)

What a horrible little troll she is—and I'm not body snarking, I'm saying she's a troll as in the creatures that lurk under bridges and force the heroines/heroes of fairy tales to jump through ridiculous hoops/answer stupid questions/react to generally idiocy that delays the narrative.

TheMarySue has been mocking this subtly with their web design for a while. It is one of my biggest pet peeves. If I want to read an awesome Scifi/Fantasy work with a kick ass heroine I don't want to have to cover up the cover art when I'm on the bus.

Bummer. I was hoping she'd get a good role on a regular show. She delivers snark so well.

"We're lovers."

Veronica Mars forever. Snarky girl detective in a noir town called "Neptune." Hells yes. TV has yet to produce anything equally awesome. And nice to know that she's great in real life too.

Oh yes please to your first proposition. I loathe Brown, but Danny Trejo has been a favorite ever since I saw him in Desperado. He could really mess up that little punk with one well placed glower.

All this time, The Soup was totally right about this guy. (Kidding)

Preach it. He may have been horrid at keeping a straight face on SNL—but he is genuinely hilarious on his own show. The "slow jam the news" or the parodies of Bowie, The Doors, &c...awesome.