Exactly. I read that and thought, "Someone never saw an episode of True Blood. Like ever." Pretty sure dangerous-sexy is the foundation upon which HBO built that show.

The concept sounds just as stupid as Valentine's Day. I mean, I love to grill steak and partake in oral sports, but I don't think that I would only do either one day a year.

I watch Castle just for him. Mine is a forever love.

1. I would decidedly NOT look sexy in bright green straight leg pants, but good for you Calvin Klein for making them???

"Pennsylvania shitstain Rick Santorum"

You've hit the nail, so to speak. He isn't making fun of her illness, he's just pointing out what everyone else is thinking and/or suspects. I agree it would be heinous, and no amount of snarky banter would redeem him if he did start mocking her health issues, but all he's doing is calling a shady situation shady.

Agreed. His loathing of McDonalds is actually kinda inspiring. And yes, he can be an ass, but boy is he funny. And well informed. No Reservations is so entertaining and informative.

I know! I'd so much rather get drunk with Anthony Bourdain than Paula Deen. I know that's not the best way to judge character...but...

I don't really know this wonderful, wonderful man. But now I really want to be friends with him. STAT. He is the best. I mean MSNBC and TCM are his favorites? Mine too! He loves Rachel Maddow and her eyeshadow? Me too! He hates that Joe creepo? Me too! He thinks the Republican field is repugnant? Me too!

Hahaha. Yes. That show is the Lana Del Rey of sitcoms. Can't believe it usurped Community in the winter line up. I'll never forgive NBC.

Anthony Bourdain may not be popular around these parts, but I really enjoy his work. He loves food—everything from fussy french to good ol' dive bars. He makes an excellent point about Deen—she is so blase about a very serious disease and the fact that she orchestrated going public about it around a deal with a drug…

That is horrible. You cannot be serious.

Oh my god. And these people have college degrees? And get elected?

May I memorize your comment and quote it to my very racist grandmother? Seriously, this is eloquent and straight-forward.

Moderation in everything and excess in nothing. Easy peasy grilled...cheesy.

Yes. And yes. And when do we get that mashup?!

Yes. And yes. And when do we get that mashup?!

Oooh. Wowza. Now I'm hungry and horny. Where is Mr. Peasant with my pizza when I need him???

I don't know if I buy her dating tips, but I so want her earrings—swingy pearls? Yes.

I'm pretty sure under Pennsylvania law, Ms. Abby, those "dances" and "costumes" could be considered part of "solicitation"—not the type you mean though...