Uhyuck. I just threw up in my mouth. Seeds in their wombs? Gross. And for some reason, I can only picture flax seeds, so ouch.

Thank you for this, Jez. Both sides of my family are nasty about food. My Polish grandma refers to me as "pear shaped" every time I get a piece of dessert, and my southern grandma always marvels at "how fast" I eat. Maybe because I don't smoke two packs a day and I run and I'm healthy. Maybe that's why I eat fast. And…

Urgh...grandpa could use a little bit of that pot. Can you seriously chase after people and harass them like that? Probably isn't safe to operate heavy machinery under the influence, but he didn't actually provide any PROOF that these guys worked at the factory or were drinking on their lunch break. I'm a little…

It is terrifying. I. MUST. SEE. IT.

Erm...I don't know that I would compare porn and working at Hooters. Full disclosure, I've seen a lot of porn and I've never eaten at a Hooters, but I kinda think there may be a bit of a difference there. I am puzzled about why the school thought bringing in a waitress from Hooters to talk to kids about careers would…

So jealous of Selena's dress. I wish I a) had it and b) had somewhere to wear it. Do you think the people at my local coffee shop would be weirded out if I came it to write wearing something similar?

Well, woah, that is one strange video. Troubling because of the racist undertones, but also because of the strange connection between female sexuality and vodou. I mean, if we really unpack this thing, the level of fuckery goes up about two hundred percent.

Cat litter? Sheesh...they really did drink a lot in that Jersey Shore house.

Haha, I guess the subtleties of Twilight escape me.

Yes! I drove my sister out to Iowa for gradschool this summer (from DE) and I thought my home state was the most visually snooze-worthy locale in the States. Nope. Ohio is awful. Especially if you enter the state via West Virginia, which is a lovely place with mountains and rivers and mist...sigh. But yeah,…

Sold. I'm hooked on the DC (diet Coke) but perhaps I'll convert. Sometimes I just need something to sip on whilst working.

Sure do love those none-too-subtle anti-choice hints. "No I'll keep the baby. I'll die for the baby." Ideology, you are alive and well I see.

Really, quoting the first amendment, you sleazeballs? Really? Have you heard of a little thing called the fourth amendment. Since you're probably too fucking stupid to read, let me give you a paraphrase: "Keep your fucking nose out of my fucking business." This is included but not limited to my ovaries. You can't…

Agreed. Bo-ring. Nothing inventive or particularly entertaining about it. The characters and storylines are predictable and the writing is subpar. I'm all for lady-centric comedy, but only if its funny.

Actually, the one word that DOES freak me out is "undulate." Well, two, if you also count "ululate." They both make me a little seasick. Just typing it hurts me.

I don't think the problem is child drivers. I think its psycho 17 year old dudes—like my neighbor—who actively try to run down kids when they're biking in the street. Maybe the kiddos are just trying to get a little back for all their fallen comrades?

I know I should be upset that JGL is potentially not swinging bats in my direction, but I'm more fascinated that he and ScarJo are friends. They would be the coolest Will and Grace ever if this is true. I mean, seriously, I hate reality TV but that is one show that I would watch. Million dollar idea people! Tom Hardy…

Yes. Yes. And yes. (excuse the fragments) But really, what on earth is wrong with "panties"? I can being pissed off by inaccuracies (see yesterday's debate about vagina v. vulva). But really, people, we're all educated adults, what in the name of sweet hell is wrong with the word "panties"? or "moist"? They won't hurt…

Thank you Dodai! I had noticed that Community may get pushed out by that shrill, soulless comedy Whitney and it broke my heart. Your points are so much better than my—BUT, BUT, NO!!!!

OH, and I love you EVEN more.