I think I love you.

No, don't apologize. The only one who should apologize is Bill Gates.

Yes. Everything always goes back to Clue (which I heard was going to be remade and then promptly had a sad).

Okay, not as cool as boots, but I'm alone and the cat doesn't understand:

Ha, yup. My grandparents (Poles! Nastiest of the Slavs!) definitely use that one. I remember hearing it for the first time when I was like 7 or 8. I knew it was bad because I watched my father (a southerner) turn a neat shade of purple and look horrified.

Yeah, I don't think she's being sexist, just boring really. I mean, really? You're gonna jump on the baby train, too? And I think the point stands for men and women. Kids are great, many of my friends have them, and I'm very happy that people make people, but we've been doing it for a while now, and I don't…

I'm not the biggest of Handler fans, but she scored some points with her Coulter hatred. I'd definitely have a drink with her before I poured a drink on a burning Coulter.

1. Really Anne, having a baby is the BEST thing a woman can do? Not like, cure cancer, bring peace to the middle east, solve the deficit problem? Babe, I adore you, could you be slightly less vanilla? Go back to the "married for business reasons" schtick, because that sounds interesting.

So help me god, Anthro, I will burn you down one day. Between this and the latest monstrosity in your catalogue (are you seriously charging people $798 for a rusty victrola? what in the name of sweet hell is wrong with you people?!) I am really driven to rage by these people.

Right. I am the way I am, and you know what, it is none of your damned business how I got to be the way I am.

Listen up, scientific community, for the most part, I listen to you. I follow your dietary guidelines. But this most recent item? All I can say is: NO. Just. NO. I have heart disease in my family so I (very begrudgingly) gave up potato chips and french fries. I cut down carbs. I bake with yogurt and applesauce instead…

It's okay Marilyn Manson, I, too, have been known to try to bring the sexy back after a couple of G&Ts. A couple more and I get excited that Backstreet is (was?) back. And a few more and I demonstrate my extensive knowledge of Enrique Iglesias's oeuvre.

Bah! Lysol?! I'm going to have to go watch that Prairie Dog Ballerina video again otherwise I'm going to have some mad nightmares...yeesh.

Oh Fred Savage, that is the way I feel about Center Stage and/or Silence of the Lambs—which are both on TV an alarming amount of the time (don't judge me, I judge myself).

So she appeals to all of us non-heteros, huh?

Ha, fair enough. The world (even the blogging world) is a sad, sad place.

Holy cows this guy is dumb. Or ballsy. Or maybe both. Seriously, dude? You're not a sketch-ball because you've only been caught twice? Yikes. I can't even...

Could not agree more. I think Jez should be the first to JUST SAY NO and not publish anything about these morons. They really don't do anything to further the rights of women, nor do they provide any meaningful contribution to the world/society in general. They hock over-priced crap and allow people to tape them…

Seriously. I love Mr. Peasant, but I don't consult him on my toy choices, just as he doesn't consult me on his mastubatory activities. I do it for me, not so my boyfriend thinks I'm hot.

Haha, fair enough. I was half-serious anyway, and definitely haven't read up on concealed weapon laws in DE. But I think even with proper training and a holster I'd still choke in any situation that required quick draw.