Le sigh. I was there for my BA. I should have fucking stayed put.

As someone who attended university in Canada, allow me to assure you, sleeves are the least of their problems. The women there are beautiful (like stunning), but the men. Yeesh. Some of those outfits...

Indeed. He was interrupted by the "man from Porlock" or so he claims, and thus he could never truly capture the best parts of the poem. So cool that you got to see his grave. I've been to Highgate a couple times, but I kinda rushed on to the Keats house (I'm a Romantics nut if you can't tell!).

Comments like this are why I hearted you, friend.

Yeah I had the same reaction. Shudder.

1. I want to party with Gillian Jacobs and Mindy Kaling.

Okay, well done Jon Hamm. You've almost erased the horrible image of all your scenes in Bridesmaids. (I know, not his fault, but yeesh...too many flashbacks to too many non-relationships)

Meh, who wants to be Coleridge anyway? "Xanadu? Kubla Khan?" seriously?!

Friend, you must watch him in Disturbing Behavior. Yes, it is awful. Yes, Katie Holmes is in it, but it was the genesis of my Marsden love. Netflix that sucker. Worth it.

Zing!

Oh, that's how I avoid sexual assault. Silly me. Because jeans totally protect a gal. Should I invest in a chastity belt too?

Oh...my...goodness. The sad thing? The unedited version is so, so much worse. I get free speech and all that, but yeesh. This dude seems to vault over free speech into the realm of hate speech. That article (in both forms really) is so full of hatred for women that I think the dude should be added to some sort of…

Methinks you may be on to something. Especially given that last little gem that Jez excerpted from the original text. "Gaping holes"—very sensitive and progressive, asshat. And, of course, all women on birth control are porn stars or prostitutes. Not because it can help with acne or make HORRIBLE cramps less bad or…

She isn't good. Full stop.

Ugh. I find her terrible. The way she speaks to men and women (of any sexual orientation), her narrow views on what's attractive, sex, sexuality, and personalities, and her overall shrillness make me want to throw my sneakers at my tv (but I'm poor and can't afford a new one).

Yeesh. I'm cringing and I'm blonde. Of course I think red heads are ridiculously sexy and I've only met kind and fun ladies with red hair...

Just...brilliant. Everything about that show is brilliant and warms my cynical little heart.

OMG. Vigilante sharks. You just made my day.

Now let's be fair. This could potentially be an AWESOME department. Some courses could include:

Dude, you're really not furthering your case. You sound like a less articulate version of Brendan Frasier in Encino man: