Internet activism is the best. Hearted.

Your Mom was WAY cool. I'd have KILLED to see EWF. So jealous!

Absolutely! Hearted! Louboutins are so silly looking anyway. $$$$ for shoes with red soles? Gimme a break. I'll blow that on some lovely Steve Madden flats with arch support (or New Balance running shoes).

eggsovereasy—You are my hero. So hearted. I hate being told to smile. Oh yes, I'm female and a blond, so I should just be peppy peppy peppy all the fucking time.

Ha! I thought only my precious little snowflakes of ignorance said things like that.

Ha! Like we'd ever teach context in a literature class. Silly.

I like how there's clearly no solution. "This is an epidemic! Dance-floors are unsafe!" ... "Deal with it?" I mean, yeah, clubs are generally pretty gross when viewed sans beer-goggles, but I know I for one liked to dance and have fun with my friends. If we were accosted we would simply say "no thanks," in a calm,…

Ha! That's what they get for...well, everything published in that rag.

I actually tried on some of those 5-incher Victoria Beckham-esque things in a DSW the other day. Now, I'm a short girl (stocky peasant genes), and I appreciate the height boost (Mr. Peasant is over 6 feet of handsome), but it doesn't matter how tall they make you IF YOU CAN'T F***ING WALK IN THEM. I swear, sometimes I…

*Looks at cat, 15 lb gray tabby, looks back at computer screen, back at cat, computer screen*

Curses. Now I feel guilty and will go for a run. Jezebel, when did you become my mother? Are you secretly run by the Polish Mamas' League?!

Yikes. I hope Bravo elects not to show the second season—dude was creepy in season one, but it will be in very poor taste should they choose to air episodes now.

Is this a real show?! How on earth did this crap get greenlit?

Ye gods. Ship her off to LA and then cut her off. That'll learn her. (apologies to the people of LA—I just don't want that trash on my coast anymore....)

In response to your headline, Jezebel, "NO." Sorry, as my mother taught me, "No thank you, very much."

So much better than Lost. Especially season 3 onwards. Where was that humor on the show?

Snoop, you don't look terribly thrilled about that cup.

Brilliant! I worked at an H&M in college and hated the store "look" designer (she had some kind of priss title, doesn't matter, she was mean)—so at night, whilst cleaning the store, I would surreptiously un-pin shirts on dummies. People should know how those horrid bags really hang on a body.

Hearted, because of so much awesome

My grandmother mails me coupons. Perhaps she is the head of an evil crime syndicate? I've always wondered...