Hearted, because yes, now I am having Mr. Peasant sing pop songs to me before, during, and after sexy time in the hopes that Darren Criss appears. Or Lea Michele, not picky.

Maybe said baby disagrees with Ms. Bachmann's pro-slavery, anti-choice standpoint. Perhaps said baby is a future Jezzie.

And after all, isn't that how sex should go? Logical step, simple and to the point, and a song at the end.

Eek! Pink sock was not at all what I expected! I'm nearly 30—how have I NOT heard of this but 9th graders have?! (I do, however, have a new insult to shout at idiot drivers on I-95, so thanks for that at least...)

I'm sure it is incredibly easy to lose weight when you have a personal trainer, personal chef, personal gym & hours of time to devote to "wanting it". I get, she's trying tobe upbeat, but dollface, those of us with like you know plebian jobs and salaries have to work a teensy bit harder even if we want it just as bad…

I totally agree. They'll never be able to recapture the awesome 60s-via-the-80s vibe, puny Timberlake could never be Johnny, and you just know they'll nix the abortion plotline. Thumbs down.

Dang you Jean Grae! Now that's in MY head...I'm going to have to go listen to some Bruno Mars to get that out.

Yes! This! Ms. Osborne has really been saying some gems lately, hasn't she? Wish she saw this comment (and all the others!) and actually thought before she spoke.

Okay, number 1, Heidi Montag's vote for President (&c.) should NOT be equal to mine. Seriously?!

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Letterman, like many a late night talk show host, is Smarmy, and I have to applaud Alley for calling him out on it.

Yes, why should you be held accountable for the giant heap of crazy you wallow in constantly you sad excuse for an educated woman?

I've nothing to say about Amy Winehouse beyond what I said when I found out, "Sad that anyone dies young."

No, Mr. Jay, you cannot take credit for silver hair catching on. My fake husband Anderson Cooper gets all the props there.

Apologies.

I was hoping it was some sort of shout-out to Crybaby. Damn.

One of my good friends just gave birth to a healthy, beautiful baby girl in April. However, in the months leading up to the birth, my girl friend had weekly OBGYN appointments with the RN from Hell. The woman would scold my friend if she was a little overweight, make her feel super self-conscious, and pretty much do…

Maybe I'm just not a make-up kinda gal, but MAC ads/stores always scare/intimidate the hell out of me. Give me a nice, quasi-orderly Walgreens cosmetics section any day of the week over pretentious people trying to sell sparkly green eye shadow. (I mean, each to her own and all that, if green eyeshadow is your bag,…

It has been said before on this site many-a-time: these show moms are nucking futs. So very, very happy that I was raised by a chilled out liberal hippie type who let me do as I want. I think I need to hug my mom.

This entire thread had me in stitches.