I kinda wish I could see Good Day LA real time—I love, love, love when my make pretend husband Joel McHale plays footage on The Soup.

It was already, but that does not negate the awesomeness of this wondrous, fantasy-inducing truth.

I know—you'll certainly never see quality Bookstore meet-ups in this New Year's Eve thing. I remember being upset over "You've Got Mail" and the reign of uber-bookstores being a subject for rom-coms. I should have counted my blessings that books figured into it at all!

My poor significant other knows that if he doesn't feed me every 5 hours I will quote, "Begin to think that no one will ever love me again," and "threaten arson." One night we were in Edinburgh looking for a Father's Day gift for his dad and he kept apologizing because it had been 5 hours 30mins and we still needed to…

Because now, when you randomly run into him, you guys can like totally strike up a random conversation about pancakes or typewriters or sexy Scandinavian films or how he should have played Thor and then fall in love.

It took me a little while to figure out what in the hell he was asking, but then I had the same reaction. Utter disgust and horror. Not even 30 Rock can redeem him...

Two things:

She should really stage it in Vancouver. If you're going to Canada for sex shops you might as well stop by a city with pretty views and good sushi. (Plus I jut had an awesome vision of Drake Longboating, rawr...)

Preach. It.

Night.mares. Forever. Will Summer's Eve pay for my therapy and/or vodka tonics?

Remember when Bermuda shorts were back in style? As someone with stubby little Polish legs I was THRILLED. These awful high-waisted things are quite a nightmare. (Unless you have long, lovely legs, in which case, rock it)

I'd like 8 consecutive tweets from her instead of CBrown.

I had the same thought about HM's cooking—yeesh.

This was exactly what I thought of...and I'm a child of the 90s. White Snake is pretty iconic, and that video is (excuse my French) friggin' awesome.

Want her dress.

Bra-va.

So freakin' adorable. I know people kid about La Jolie being a child thief and other stupidities, but her kids always look happy and well-loved. If it is all an illusion and I end watching Mommy Dearest 2: Angie Monster in 20 years I am gonna be so bummed out.

Meh, perhaps. I was half-kidding. He is awfully loathsome though.

Haha, that is the FIRST thing I thought of too!

Yeah, but she was "defending" Rupert Murdoch. Murdoch people! The Superman Villain named, owner of evil conservative media crap. Should we cheer Eva Braun too?