Yes, you are free to use the Constitution as your personal cum rag anytime you wanna jerk your regressive ideology over unwilling participants.

Dude, if I were the poor sister I would tell bride sister to absolutely take rich sister’s money. Then we could split the cash to go do something awesome just the two of us. And if we’re feeling bitchy we could plaster pics all over Facebook of our great time together. We could even tag mean sister like, “Without Mary…

Of course you’re fucking not. That’s how white guy privlege works. “I AM A WHITE MAN AND MUST TAKE UP SPACE EVERYWHERE. HOW ELSE WILL WOMEN AND MINORITIES EVER UNDERSTAND HOW SMRT AND CORRECT I AM ABOUT HOW WELL THEY HAVE IT.”

Jesus Christ your white man sensitivity is fucking pathetic. Quit pretending other people are “pushing you to Trump.” You’re a grown ass man responsible for the shitty things you do, think, and believe. Go sad-wank with your fellow troglodytes over at Citizen Renegade and let us be man-hating furry dykes in peace.

It’s why the term “Tolkien Minority” exists

Cosmo was in a perfect position to do this. Everyone, including Ivanka, thinks they’re a dumb ladymag full of nothing but penis touching tips and other questionable advice, but their political reporting is actually pretty damn good.

Most developed countries have passed the tipping point into people having fewer than replacement, and developing countries are heading there too (it is not a matter of economic development, but medical access. If women can get hold of contraception, they use it). Most developed countries are trying to encourage women…

Can we not call two people raping another person a theesome? Jesus.

He is so right, though. Every time a school bus speeds down my street and I notice it’s filled with STRAWS and not KIDS, I just get so mad and sad for this country and society.

President Jed Bartlet had a relapsing remitting form of MS

dude, i have been dealing with the exact same shit she has this year. allergies are no joke. ive had a post nasal drip that requires near constant hacking to keep my lungs clear...but heaven forbid the woman should cough.

Right... right... we shouldn’t elect anyone who has ever told a white lie for things that are personal. Never mind she continued to make public appearances while sick and not feeling well.

And thus Jesus spoke, “Fuck the poor, and you can quote me on that.” - Two Corinthians

I think it’s funny when evangelicals and Trump supporters try to pretend they are the only ones that see the danger of radical Islamic terrorists. No, nobody else has any idea extremist terrorists are bad. The rest of us are just too dumb, but luckily we have evangelicals to make everything alright, like they always…

Agreed, and this is the part that blows me away. If you happen to be one of those exuberant believers who have always had trouble rendering unto Caesar the things that are Caesar’s, and unto God the things that are God’s . . . and you just HAVE TO mix your religious beliefs up in your politics—— then why in the world…

Complaining about having to be politically correct = complaining about not being able to use racial slurs/misogynist/homophobic language in polite conversation. I have never once seen anything to contradict this idea.

Yeah no hiding under the umbrella of morality for them anymore. They are literally supporting an Antichrist.

How is her clothing distracting? Samantha Bee dresses like that every week. Seriously, that you’re calling her clothes distracting is 100% misogyny. You're better than that.

Literally this case changed Minnesota/the Midwest/all of America...No more waiting for the street lights to come on. Obviously the porch lights were symbolic for this case and now after hearing the fucking horrendous outcome you better believe everyone has their porch lights on. It’s not a punchline. Have some…

Sarcasm fail.