I had similar feelings about the music used in a different movie. I enjoyed the recent Black Widow movie, but the cliched slowed-down melodramatic version of Smells Like Teen Spirit in the opening credits sent my eyes rolling straight out of my skull. It would’ve been a lot less corny if they just went with the…

in bog we trust

As the Beatles sang, cranberry bogs forever~~

Bogs then, bogs now, bogs forever.

The ‘millennial generation’ evidently began with those born in 1981.

That synopsis made me throw up in my mouth a little. Wednesday is a psychic solving murders now?

My problem is if the ice caps melted, they still wouldn’t cover most of the land. Waterworld was completely broken for me when he dives down to see fucking Colorado Springs. That would still be well above water.

I'm extremely fierce about them! Clearly you need a new, less ignorant customer base! 

Then, shuffle away from the scene without picking up your feet.

We’ve all had a friend in the pen for that. Crazy times. 

It’s true, man. I got 2 years and probation for not rewinding a rented DVD.

Was my favorite part of the job, getting to call in the authorities on those dirty scofflaws that didn’t comply. A lot of people also thought they could get away with not rewinding their DVD’s either but we could always tell.

This happened to my girlfriend’s father’s brother’s ex boss’s girlfriend (in Canada). So sad. When he got out, he was a different man, they said.

That sounds fake. There is nothing illegal about that in and of itself. I could MAYBE see people getting hit with fees for failing to do so and those fees accruing penalties after years of not paying them.

Aaargh. Spiders aren’t insects.

He should have just complied.

There is not one chance in HELL that you beat Super Mario Bros within two hours after playing it for the first time at the age of six. Absolute nonsense.

You forgot a good one, John Waters’ “Cruel Master” robot Santa, the Japanese toy robot “Annual Gift Man” who lives on the moon and fights kaiju when not delivery toys to children.

Spoiler Alert: The big twist in the final episode is that it turns out it was Prime Minister John Diefenbaker who cancelled it!