the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Turning into salt? That’s asking a Lot.

Not just any cigarette. He’d be smoking Gauloises you uncultured swine! 

It’s so logical that it hurts.

Cops arrested a total of six women brought them in for questioning on Aug. 13, and transferred to in Qatar prison, a detention center known for its inhumane conditions, one day later—the fate of the other two women is still unknown.

Regarding the problematic “anime” usage, no you’re not wrong in thinking it’s a big issue, but you’re also part of a publication house that thinks “lifehacker” is an acceptable term.

No, this is poetic:

Fueled by five or six 20-ounce cups a day from the Kuerig coffee maker that is an arm’s length from his desk,

I’d heard that white-hot arena gods Creed had moved on to other projects the last couple years, but it’s the first I learn that Scott Stapp had found employment as a Blue Jay.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

So it’s basically like the motion picture classic “Coneheads”.

He can perform at the new Disney park!

Oof, working with rotting ferret heads must require a stoat heart.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

I so don’t want to see Sentry in MCU, but I can only see Reeves as Sentry. And maybe Beyonder.

I feel The Beyonder is a role Keanu was born to do.

Today, in Deadspin Headlines That Didn’t Age Well Immediately: Play in Game 5, Coward, God Gave You Two Calves For A Reason

This site should just admit it’s a mean-spirited and ideologically confused US Weekly. I don’t know who it’s meant for exactly but it really doesn't know what it's trying to say. What do these people actually believe? Clicks equal righteousness? I despair for a generation of young women growing up on this site trying…

What makes this even more sad was that apparently she was just offering to go get both Beyonce and Jay Z drinks, which has now turned into a character assassination and making fun of her. 

1 - D1 football players who don’t make the NFL are still top 5% athletes in the world.