So Gosling looks that fucking hot being punched and I look like me. Damn genetics!
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I don’t wanna climb a shit-rope, Ricky!
You know, I never even noticed the took it away until I saw you mention this. It was the only punting stat that I thought mattered as a kid, we used to go out in my back yard and have contests to see who could get the longest hang-time, which never ended in fights about how to time it and how long someone’s actual…
Kelly Gruber. Fuck it, he’s still awesome.
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The only thing more fucked up than that shift might be MLB.tv’s imbedded video ad system. You should be happy I want to watch your silly highlights. Is it football season yet, I want to bitch about how hard it is to actually watch a game anymore with all the goddam ads. Fuck it, I’m out, what’s this esports shit all…
The rules are clear: He shoulda said “I’ll take the distance” dropped near the fairway, kicked it, if needed, to get a good (not great) lie, and taken a penalty stroke (only if he woulda got a birdie).
They’ll be crying into their Twisted Teas and punching their girlfriends in the vagina after McGregor loses the fight. Hopefully one of them gets choked out by a bouncer after getting too rowdy at the local bar.
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Who is this stretch five capable of rebounding the Cavs would’ve had cap space for?
Rex Ryan: [reads article, cums]
Fellow pedant and academic administrative type here — my guess is they violated whatever passes for a code of conduct or honor code. That kind of policy has measurable outcomes (“standards”) while setting expectations for good behavior. It’s a difference only a bureaucrat could love. Yes, I’m as much fun as you would…
That’s a bizarre argument. So the key is to aim for mediocrity? Say what you will about BvS (I thought it really sucked), but at least it was a big swing. The Marvel movies all have a certain “sameness” to them (with a few exceptions), which is getting a bit boring.
Hyphens are like shots of bourbon. They are a perfectly fine idea, but the problem is you are usually the last to know that you’ve had too many.
All this election, seeing the support for Trump, I felt like I had woken up in a sci-fi story like the ones where someone finds themselves in alternate dimension where the Nazis won WWII.