I agree with everything, particularly think they should have left out showing LV-426 before they get there. It’s fine if you’ve already seen the movie, I guess, but a real mistake if it’s your first time seeing it. Also, DON’T watch The Abyss Director’s Cut. It’s fucking dreadful. Cameron tried to make it Close…

The Hello Kitty sketch is the best? Good thing I watched it first then. Your description of the sketch - sorry, it’s a thousand dollar description of a 5 buck presentation. A dim-witted group of kids become overwrought at their introduction to bullshit corporate tactics. There is a tantrum, it suddenly becomes a race…

Surely there are more than enough solecisms for everyone!

I love the way she looks up at her mom!  She is so proud of her and her mom is her shero!

In retrospect, fart-powered cars wasn’t such a brilliant idea.

Either way, it’s shocking that all of Perry’s editors at Macmillan signed off on it for release.

We already have a perfectly fine 40k movie and it's called Chronicles of Riddick.

It would be good if you'd calm down with the anal beads thing in your posts about Niemann. It was only ever a meme and not an incredibly funny one. 

Somebody else made this point---but the best part of that episode is Dave’s SEG when he says “Bill......I stole your cane....”

Good point, my codeine-addled friend.

Just don’t let the guy strung-out on uppers and downers operate the drill and the comms.

How does that have anything to do with his misogyny or lack of respect for the subject of his movie?

This case, to me, was a “routine” miscarriage of justice. At best, once the police got anything they considered credible pointing to a suspect, everyone went with it to get a conviction. This was a show about how the criminal justice system exists to manufacture convictions, not justice. This sort of sloppy, lazy,…

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Sorry if this is obvious to everyone else, but . . . If there are four records, one record each inspired by Weezer, Franz Ferdinand, the Strokes, and Elliott Smith, and this one “proves the band can still sound like the good old days,” then what reason do we have to believe that this is not, in fact, the…

Dennis - vaccinated because he is a hypochondriac

Having not read the issue, I legitimately thought she was talking to Cyclops!

OK, the live streamer grading the fight in progress is a pretty good gag.

Uhhhh,   Mrs. Pryor disagrees.

Meh, Scott just has a bunch of jilted lovers in his past. No one can say that their deaths were attributable to him, unlike Mags.