Your description of the Hello Kitty sketch was about 25 times funnier than it actually was.  I mean this as a compliment but feel it is not coming across as such.

Borgwards was always an overrated “party-wizard” school. After the death of Professor Snape and the multiple examples of governmental interference by the corrupt Ministry of Magic, it was high time for a reckoning. Ten points to Wolkswagengolfendorf.

pretty sure they are a combination of Minions and penises.  And the left one is a Tweety Bird.  So. you are still correct about the time travel.

“It was all a dream”
Oh thank God! So this IS the first Transformers movie since 1986.

Probably a lot of that but I am sure there were also a lot of people who were more invested in the character than the actor. Of course, they probably weren’t the ones shouting shit on the internet. You generally don’t do that about pop culture if you are not actually reacting to a larger issue. At least I don’t. I…

Does your use of solecisms refer to the many grammatical errors contained on this site or to your gauche usurping of Volunteer Proofreader’s position? Either way, I stand in awe and fully admit to double-checking the secondary definition before typing this.

P.S. Since I have you here, should I have used quotation…

“white boys”, “grays”, “lame”, “incels”
Fuck, I haven’t seen such an accurate use of a thesaurus in decades!

a longer time ago. but jokes about him currently having a “career” aside, you are 100% correct. A female actor being labelled “difficult” is a pretty much the end.  A female actor who actually is Perry-levels difficult? Jesus, good luck.

Agreed but I feel like hindsight might have been the better word when discussing eye irritation and farts....

Wernher Von Braun is a classic.  Used it in a presentation about famous Germans in Grade 12 German.

He is a ridiculous person who now occupies a ridiculous position. The whole thing is a sad farce. I would honestly be more upset if he seemed normal at all. In fact, I am straight up furious with you, Kady! DIG DEEPER or just make shit up. Give me a “King Charles Insists All Palace Staff Be Made of Marmalade” or “His…

seems like the bar for first degree is pretty high in Minnesota. First degree is life, whereas second degree is up to 40 years. Hopefully, the prosecution is thinking that charging this monster with the most extreme case of second degree murder will make the max a slam dunk.

I fear for your sanity when they, inevitably, add a Pulitzer for slideshows.

I have never been put in my place so completely. Thank you. I am now just upset that we never got the sequel where Judi Dench is corrupted into a Daemon Prince of Slaanesh and fucks Fulgrim to death.

“You heard them, Tom. Bend the fucking knee!!!”
While I assume this was inadvertent, it’s not great considering the NFL’s blackballing of Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid for kneeling in protest of police brutality.  

I will wait to see what the “netizens” have to say. Then probably just shut down forever. 

That’s all well and good, but as someone named Hal, im disappointed.  Hal Jordan is pretty shitty but he is all we have! 

People give Snyder a lot of shit. And that is fair. But if you just view all of his movies as auditions for his eventual and inevitable stewardship of the 40k movie universe, everything makes sense. 

If James Gunn’s first reset-tent-pole movie is: Superboy Prime: Blood of the Snyderbros, all will be well.

hilarious that it is “AV Club Staff”. Or Sad. I think that the bloggers here agree with you. No one jumped to put their name on this exposé.