Not QUITE relevant....actually it is barely.... but if if you guys haven’t seen the show Brockmire, at one point a wealthy Native American tribe buys the cash-strapped Cleveland baseball team (it’s a hilarious show about the absurdity of baseball and other things) and changes the name to this

Nah, there are only two people in the Beatnuts

Chris Pratt is the worst Chris, even ignoring the weird religious shit, because he is objectively worse than Pine, Hemsworth, Evans, Mintz-Plasse, Lee, Lloyd, Reeve, Plummer, Nolan, Kringle, Christopher Robins, and Im sure many other.

the whole thread has curdled

so its just his Breaker High character all grown up?

When I saw the picture, i thought the crank was a way to emergency charge the battery.

Rear windows that roll all the way down.

I think this John Keats’ quote applies fully to both: “Fanatics have their dreams, wherewith they weave a paradise for a sect”

Is “Pittsburgh favorite Arsenal Cider” a restrictive appositive? Am I using the term correctly? I remember it vaguely. 

I have to ask. Which of the three are you no longer, young, healthy, or drunk? Also, were all three conditions necessary?  ‘Cause im healthily drunk or maybe healthy for a drunk and if you can no longer change your clothes, it’s probably more sanitary to just go back to being naked all the time.

I can empathize with Ms. King.  As illustrated by one George Costanza, getting a big laugh from fellow theater patrons feels like you just had all your blood replaced with pure cocaine.  Unfortunately, as George Costanza also knew, you get in, hit the high note, and get out.  You want to leave the audience wanting…

Maybe I will start skipping all of the articles on this family of blogs, which are often riddled with examples of grammatical errors and confusing reporting (as you so astutely pointed out) and just jump down to your comments! It will  be much less work for me and much, much, much more work for you!

Canada sat that one out

As a 38 year old who witnessed some of the best parties of my life ruined by Guitar Hero being turned on, I am outraged that this man doesn’t have a statue.

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Ah. but he didn’t sell it under the authority of the dealership.  He sold it personally. the contract was with Steelman the private citizen.

or at least thought it REALLY loud!

Agreed.  The 1623 staging where the recast Macduff with Will Smith felt like a cheap money-grab.

Admitting guilt would definitely be a problem in a civil or criminal case. It seems unlikely that George Stephanopoulos would have been able/willing to hold his feet to the fire enough to make that actually happen. However, his craven blanket denial of ALL responsibility will not play well in a jury’s mind when he’s…

I went to school in Southern Ontario 25 years ago. There is no way she would have been fired. It is now, and was then, widely secular.