I’m glad Meyers Leonard already took himself out of this conversation. I have no proof or even inclination to find proof of his vaccination status; however, I think we all probably have a guess what he stands for.

Respectfully disagree with your premise.  The plaintiff in a case this old has the burden of proving the claim on a balance of probability.  After 56 years this will prove incredibly difficult.  That being said, I’ve never looked into the rational behind the idea of a statute of limitations.  I always assumed it was…

To misquote Jasper Beardly: “I love this article. Reminds me of Harrier jets.”

Then the Universe makes sense. Thank you.

Sounds really great! also, do they reference Willow directly?

would that be legal in North America? i feel like getting t-boned at 4o km/h might lead to evisceration by wooden splinters.  But it is still boss as fuck.

it boggles my mind that Ben Wheatley didnt direct this movie.

Why are they all miming using an inhaler?  Breathing is pretty sweet, i s’pose.

I had always wondered if that happened but whoever writes the headlines doesn’t seem to understand the difference between swallowing and spitting something out.

I’m “convinced” or maybe convicted that your failure to demonstrate proper use of a semi colon, general punctuation, or fucking basic human empathy for a 6 year shooting victim means you are actually just dumb as shit and not a goddamn monster.

Three nights in the stocks plus a forced blindfolding for 2 years. A vasectomy or otherwise ban on breeding is, of course, a must.

Pictured from left to right: Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Foley, Adam Driver, and Miley Cyrus.

agreed. unfortunately, outside of a few of those shit stains who chose death-by-covid instead of wearing a mask, they’re all fucking talk

I love you America. However, 1776 was a long time ago now.  You need to stop thirsting after your ex.

I once made a mix CD that was only Check On It.

Rewatch Spider-Man 2. Alfred Molina is great but the rest of the movie is pretty much constant insult-the-audience exposition. In the interest of full disclosure though; I will defend Spider-Man 3 until the day I die. Emo haircut and all, it seems like the only one of those movies that is directed by the guy who did…

Ahhhh. But what if the recipient was also in need of a super badass origin story for his/her new kidney? You know, to impress chicks/dudes? What if I have already half-written a screenplay based on this totally true story?  What if an investment from a rich MD with 65 points on the back end is all I need to make this…

smashed his face onto a bar, i believe. And that may have been the last objectively great thing that humanity ever accomplished. 

Four things: 1) Baloney; 2) Shitty white bread; 3) French’s Mustard; and 4) The audiobook of Robert Evans’ autobiography, The Kid Stays in the Picture, as read by Robert Evans. Will you be entertained and full of baloney sandwiches? You’d better believe it.

Agreed. but it’s a pretty small sample size.