Ahhh. don’t worry about it. Once some douchebag spends enough on NFTs, all the blockchains will form an Omega particle and this whole section of the Alpha Quadrant will be blown to kingdom come.

I am pretty sure that this quote:

“The shift from New Zealand to the UK aligns with the studio’s strategy of expanding its production footprint and investing in studio space across the UK, with many of Amazon Studios’ tentpole series and films already calling the UK home,”

Is word for word the dissonance that Melkor…

Then the Universe makes sense. Thank you.

paludibus usque in sempiternum

if we can trust google translate.

Sounds really great! also, do they reference Willow directly?

i love Bogs. not being in them. Just that they are out there, in cities and without, being bogs.

would that be legal in North America? i feel like getting t-boned at 4o km/h might lead to evisceration by wooden splinters.  But it is still boss as fuck.

it boggles my mind that Ben Wheatley didnt direct this movie.

We need a Huck Finn/shark attack movie. stat.

Why are they all miming using an inhaler?  Breathing is pretty sweet, i s’pose.

I had always wondered if that happened but whoever writes the headlines doesn’t seem to understand the difference between swallowing and spitting something out.

I’m “convinced” or maybe convicted that your failure to demonstrate proper use of a semi colon, general punctuation, or fucking basic human empathy for a 6 year shooting victim means you are actually just dumb as shit and not a goddamn monster.

What a goddamn sack of shit this franchise has become. According to another report, the movie starts back in the Cretaceous so that we can see the fucking origin of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park. Spoiler, it’s from a fucking mosquito. We already fucking know that, Colin, you hack. It is pretty much the stupidest idea…

Oh you poor, poor summer child. Here is the premise to Graveyard Shift, according to Wikipedia: “A young drifter named Hall has been working at a decrepit textile mill in a small town in Maine when the cruel foreman, Warwick, recruits him and others to assist with a massive cleaning effort.” That premise can go…

Agreed. but Christinaissance and Ricinaissance were right there for the taking. Maybe both is the answer.

When they re-reboot DuckTales, I hope that the long ignored nephews Chegg, Cram, and Quizlet get their moment in the sun.

Who in the frazzled fuck refers to the villains from Space Jam as the Nerdlucks???? Put some goddamn respect on the fucking MONSTARS.

Three nights in the stocks plus a forced blindfolding for 2 years. A vasectomy or otherwise ban on breeding is, of course, a must.

Looks....ok? I feel like an adaptation of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight is what Ben Wheatley has been working towards his entire career. I would also accept a Wes Anderson version for very different but entirely hash-related reasons.

25,000 barrels......that seems about right for the amount of deluded saps you are talking about. Colour me a fool for accepting the DDT narrative.  It just seemed to make sense based on the lack of mosquitoes under the water around there and the many mutated birdmaids.