too kind, Stickmontana. great name, Stickmontana. What’s the origin, Stickmontana? I really, really like saying “Stickmontana”

As a Canadian, your’s gf’s father’s brother’s ex boss’ girlfriend was the case that finally rattled a few cages in Ottawa and forced a change to a non-rewindable medium.  Took an early twilight-bark-style-proto-true-crime-podcast sponsored by ketchup chips to turn the tide.

Fun fact: No one has yet made a movie about someone going back into a war zone to rescue all the POWs who are still being held in gulags for not rewinding laser discs. Big Hollywood has sold out the consumers who gave their lives for a medium they would rather just bury. Poundsignnotmyrambo 

As I recall, people used to regularly catch 1-3 years for returning a tape un-rewound all the time back then.

Pictured from left to right: Jake Gyllenhaal, Dave Foley, Adam Driver, and Miley Cyrus.

agreed. unfortunately, outside of a few of those shit stains who chose death-by-covid instead of wearing a mask, they’re all fucking talk

I love you America. However, 1776 was a long time ago now.  You need to stop thirsting after your ex.

So, it’s academically and, probably, economically important for people who are curious about and/or invested in ancient Egypt. Like almost all previous archaeological discoveries, it will have no actual effect on how you live your life or consume aggregated blog entries on Egyptology.

you fucking nailed it with “Brostep”. however, while i think you just made that term up and it sums up all that is wrong with the world, this song gives brostep a bad name. I hope you are around the next time i submit a take as poor as this one by Bricken.

I honestly stopped watching two sentences into the opening narration.  Dude’s a stooge

Action figures have never really nailed the pelvic area.  In this case, Hasbro seems to have decided to give Snake Eyes a codpiece that accentuates the fact that he might have a dick but at the same time, clearly lacks testicles.  

Because the movie has actually nothing to do with the original Ghostbusters. Rather, it’s a searing look at when you (Rudd) eat too many mushrooms and think you can handle entering a 7-11.

I once made a mix CD that was only Check On It.

I have imagined the nostril of the bison as a whistling mouth and now cannot stop seeing it.

Rewatch Spider-Man 2. Alfred Molina is great but the rest of the movie is pretty much constant insult-the-audience exposition. In the interest of full disclosure though; I will defend Spider-Man 3 until the day I die. Emo haircut and all, it seems like the only one of those movies that is directed by the guy who did…

Ahhhh. But what if the recipient was also in need of a super badass origin story for his/her new kidney? You know, to impress chicks/dudes? What if I have already half-written a screenplay based on this totally true story?  What if an investment from a rich MD with 65 points on the back end is all I need to make this…

smashed his face onto a bar, i believe. And that may have been the last objectively great thing that humanity ever accomplished. 

The porn spoof of the eventual sci-fi movie made about this: Her Nice Abyss

And even though Justice League went wrong, I’ll stand before the internet throng with nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah.  I hope the full four hour running time has no dialogue and is just all 100 something verses that Cohen allegedly wrote while composing this song. 

I dunno, man. I have never laughed harder in my life than when Hallelujah was played during the sex scene in Watchmen. Literally fell out of my seat and convulsed on the theatre floor. May have ruined the movie for everyone else in the theatre.....i mean it was either me or something else.