I like the use of “clever” and the implication that one could live in one’s parent’s basement but actually make good use of one’s time. Pound sign clunky sentence structure.

Oh my lord. Please say we have confirmed “heart” as the underlying fifth force. Also, on a purely pedantic note, I don’t think abstract concepts can really “wallow”. Dammit though, it’s a wonderful word and I’m glad you used it.

Classic US. I bet they sing God Save the Queen on Memorial Day and My Country Tis of Thee on Victoria Day, too. That being said, May Two-Four is pretty great, regardless. By the way, no disrespect to Memorial day my American friends but (almost) every year this joke and drinking 24 beer in 24 hours on a specific…

I really take exception to your collective noun nomenclature. “Herd” of Bros? Surely, we can do better. A colostomy of Bros? An abscess of Bros? A pustule? I’m leaning toward the pustule but am open to suggestions. Never thought I’d say that again.

ASTRONOMERS SEEKING TENURE EXCITE THE MASSES WITH DEFINITE FINAL THEORY EVER!!!!!!

I wonder on the Toronto front. I think the raptors have one of the biggest TV media markets in the league; it’s North America’s fifth biggest city. So, while the NBA would lose ratings on the Raps, as oppose to the Cavs, in the short term, in the long run, especially considering the NBA’S dream of international…

Filed to: who gives a fuck?

Why the random mention of souls? If souls exist (they don’t, I hope), their eternal, continuous state would still be limited, perception-wise, to the cognitive limits of their physical casings. Attacking an unprovable concept with unproven science is one reason why rational people cannot have nice things.

Not my area of expertise. Does anyone know if the reasonable-subjectively-objective-person standard of care has ever been applied in Canada before in a case like this? That is to say, the parents didn’t refuse care, just chose a (what I would call unreasonable) unconventional treatment.

Man, was it ever sweet. Teacher: “aren’t you supposed to be in class?” “No."

Because we are discussing obscure TV shows, I would like to suggest that the fact that i09 has never once (I checked) mentioned The Edison Twins is brain-boiling batshit crazy. The intro alone will permanently and irreversibly damage your serotonin receptors.

It’s cheating; but if can’t get the race car, the next best option is to grab any of the weapon pieces (minus the rope) from Clue. Candlestick is pretty good.

I was sure you were talking about a Star Trek the Next Generation communicator. Sure of it.

Agreed. They should follow Marvel’s lead. That being said, Marvel got incredibly lucky that the original incarnation of Iron Man was pretty much exactly Robert Downey Jr. and not a satirical fascist. Not to mention how they nailed Drax,comedic foil that he is. Batman TAS Harley and Joker would have never worked as a…

How can anyone still be supporting this company????!!!??? Are they that really invested in the Blue Bell brand? I don’t like ice cream but if I found out that my brand of smokes had killed someone because of poor supply chain safety, I’d be horrified. I’d switch to lifesavers.

I’ve never accepted that Dr Spock is a real name of a real person, either. Midwife Spiderman is equally believable.

A late nominee from Alberta, though the case was is 2014, he wasn’t reprimanded until this year, so it kinda counts.

Slippery Dee came out of the sea.

My tree is nothing but artfully crafted tampons, maxipads, cranberries, popcorn, and Vegas escorts cards. It’s actually pretty nice. Though, I assume the above expose already covered that

Mr Weatherbee=Thanos