Are you really ready to live with the fact that you started the ALLCAPS baby name trend? Future generations will curse your name.

Hearing that we are, now, only pretending to care about the NBA is the most appropriate way I can imagine to hear that the NHL has folded.

So. Gizmodo got wasted at a bar and met four guys with clearly made up aliases and fell for it. No shame in that, necessarily. But c’mon. Guy Calender and Roger Revel??? They’re not calling back.

What a misinformed moron. I don’t know where he is getting this garbagy, bigotted information. The End Days require SEVEN things! Unless, of course, we’re misreading his story. I suppose, like, maybe someone rebuilds the Temple and immediately hosts an all ages kingdom of the Beast orgy and a couple guys are going at…

Apologies, then. I’ll never doubt you again, you faith-restoring-wonder.

Insert GOP pimary candidate joke here.

That’s why I only watch math and grade 11 English on TV.

Is “Peeping Tom” an actual name of an actual misdemeanor? Horrible reality facts that make me laugh make me sad. Ridiculous nomenclature doesnt help in a world where we are almost all guilty of marginalizing stuff like this. Not that it sounds like you or Towsend have. Still.

Poundsign Team Triffids.

That sounds like you’ve delivered incisive commentary on those mole-ridden wart farmers! Well played. Actually, I’m not being a dick. I’m not going to listen to it because you’ve painted a picture, that fair or not, merits a McCarthy grant. Call me.

“He” being Lem.

You should be ashamed of yourself. This list is an affront! You’ve left out both of Trurl’s computational disasters. One computer that was stubbornly stupid; and one that deleted words that start with ‘n’. Shut io9 down til the staff have read the Cyberiad. This shit is embarrassing. Holier-than-thou jokes aside,…

He’s back there picking up all the punctuation you dropped on your mad dash to the moral high ground.

The original king kong has a pretty strong Man vs, Man exploiting, and Man captivated by nature and vice versa narrative.

Yes. Movies are unimportant, as are restaurants, museums, art galleries, books, and etc. Or maybe those things are important but the people who make them are not. Or maybe you are an idiot for shitting on the whole thing (which it richly deserves), while holding Louis CK up as your ideal, masturbatory placeholder over…

McDonald would agree with you. The Goins of the war of 1812.

That was an excellent use of a semicolon; it was a terrible use of shitting on India. But you are entirely correct; Christ brand Sake is delicious.

Didn’t read the article; I’m drunk at the bar cause it’s my last shift. Ok, not important. I’ve always thought we should transplant polar bears to the south pole to feast on penguins. There is literally no downside

What is “restaurant food”? between prep work and service I barely have any time to rub all those sulfites into the totally normal produce that gets dropped off. Kidding of course, as a cook, I am just going to bed now and am pretty ornery.

Thanks! Probably should stick to Science and Literature, though, as Peace would probably lead to horrible, soul-scathing, kinja-crashing debates and Economics isn't a real Prize as it was added to the field much later.