Is there any sort of grading or discipline for umps that make shitty calls?(besides not getting playoff assignments) I mean, they have the ability to call shit how they want, then puff their chest out and interpretive dance anyone they want to the clubhouse, no matter how wrong the call was or how justifiably upset…

This is one of those types of situations where you know what you’re seeing is wrong and shouldn’t be happening, but I’m not surprised he was acquitted. The burden of proof is on the state to make their case, that is to say, making specific allegations that can be unequivocally proven. Watching the video, I can say…

I’m so tired of these teams playing the “small mark....wait a minute...Love Beauty And Planet products are made with real coconut water? Thanks Deadspin!!!

Following this fascinating saga, what with Nagy going Ahab, and Bears fans (Da Worst!) acting like the only thing standing between them and a Super Bowl ring was Cody fucking Parkey, has brought me to a new level of maturity as a Ravens fan.

Despite the almost daily discovery of new and exciting Baseball Rock Bottoms, I still wear my Orioles tee once a week. Under a Dave Matthews Band tee, though. Wouldn’t want people thinking I’m into lame stuff.

If I’m a D Coordinator playing the bears this year, I'm coming out in a 4-3 set all day. 

Immediately following the first pitch, Puig rushed the visiting dugout to deliver the first swing. 

+1 Big Grains

I used to work in some pretty bad neighborhoods in Philadelphia for a company that managed a bunch of rental properties. Although I got somewhat used to both mice and copious amounts of roaches, I’d say roaches were worse. They’re just gross, they can bite, they give 0 fucks about your personal space or swarming the…

I hate to point this out, but roaches bite too. 

“Irritable Pastrami Structure”

Awesome of Terrance Howard to sign that for him. 

The way the Pirates were just standing around, he should have stolen home too. Apparently, “Don’t stand around like a gaggle of sad limpdicks because you’re down a bunch” is not one of the unwritten rules. The entire infield looked like they were getting ready to record one of those index card confession videos to a…

Million Dollar Comment

Baseball Man knows Baseball is serious fucking business, OK. Like a REAL fan. Not like you soft masturbation junkies and your comments and enjoyment. We’re talking infield fly rule, obstructing the basepaths, colliding in wool sweaters type shit. Kirk Gibson walked off for YOU and for REAL BASEBALL FANS.

I was like “eh, kinda dick but whatevs” while I was reading it, but then I watched the video and that guy can fuck directly off. Also, that is 100% a self-given nickname. That he had put on a jersey. This is all too much for my blood pressure at 9:15 AM is what I’m saying.

Should probably get a couple games, if not for any other reason than to close off that explanation for actual dirty players who would use that situation with intent. Looks to me like Marisnick just kinda fucked up. Looking at the video I don’t think he was maliciously trying to injure anyone. Was a bit of bad…

Nah, I get it. I mean if they don’t post something there, it’s their asses in the jackpot.

This needs more stars. I legit spit out my coffee. 

I feel like Max Kellerman’s face in that shot betrays the fact that he’s basically always thinking “It’s either this or Franseca”.