Been checking in here and there at work. I see there is a protest of sorts lol. They fired petchesky? Cold. He didn’t have enough AutoPlay Vids on his shit anyhow.

Waited 18 years to take to the son to a baseball game? Dude waited his kids entire childhood instead of going to an Orioles game. Brutal burn. He didn't even have to watch Chris Davis. Doing the math, in fact, those were Ripken Years! 

Right. Clearly the schools fault some dude put a camera in the bathroom. Accredited? Not anymore buddy. Also, let’s find out where he got breakfast that morning. Shut them down for nourishing a predator. What kinda shoes was he wearing? Shoes had to make the crime easier than no shoes. Why didn’t the shoe company make…

Oh, it was six years ago? What’s all the fuss about then?

1) it should follow him around. It is a part of his legacy, after all.

Flowery? 

Is it like a meta-own the libs type deal? Maybe one of those Dennis Millers that folks just laughed at so they didn’t look dumb?

I’m not a fan of the Pats or Trump, at all, but saying there should be a conversation about “wiping his entire legacy blank” because of the man’s political affiliations is just kind of an extremely silly thing to say. Shit like that is what the Donald and co use to discredit any actual discourse because otherwise the…

Vontaze Burfict enjoying his newfound free time, I see.

This made me feel smart. Made my day. 

This all day. I’m sure the Browns have talked some shit this off-season, but probably no more than any other other team talks. The Browns took some logical steps to get better (which is probably the real headline), but they were never gonna go from what they’ve been for years to super bowl contenders in one…

Bro, I already told you I don’t need a tablet.

I like the earnest look of disappointment. I mean, if he’s a Dolphins fan, he should’ve known to expect this. Also, looked at that picture and said “Salesman” immediately. He def pitched everyone around him “free tablets and your monthly bill stays the same” over Natural Light Seltzer the entire second half.

I’m not sure jumping off of one burning ship onto an even burningier ship is what Ramsey had in mind. Then again, clearly all that’s standing between the Jets and being remotely competitive is an ever so slightly above average cornerback.

Needs a ton more stars. You, sir, painted a vivid word picture of the fabled Kosovan Signing Bonus.

Looks like someone got to BJ's Wikipedia page lmao. This whole thing is sad, but kind of fulfilling, in a weird way. I feel like Penn has kind of always been a piece of shit. 

Remember when Linsanity started to cool off and, I think it was ESPN maybe, thought they could get away with running the headline “A Chink in the Armor”? Good times.

This actually has, you know they say over 300, but Barstool Times says it’s over 300,000. A TREMENDOUS amount of stars folks. Way more than the LOSERS at failing SPINJA would have you believe.

This needs more stars.

Lol I wish to be the type of person who reads something wrong, sees someone comment on it that also read it wrong, read THE AUTHOR pointing out it was wrong, and still feel the need to smugly comment on own said wrong interpretation. I bet you ask to speak to the manager quite a bit, hmmm?